Val: Does Daryl not swim?
Kevin: That's racist!

Erin: Dwight, are chemistry is really clicking. We work so well together.
Dwight: I know. I could just bang you right now.

Erin: What is the most romantic possible thing?
Dwight: We can get some chicken fights going in the pool.

I think sexy eating is a dead end.


I don't mean to brag, but New Year's Eve...I was home by nine.


Hey Oscar, was that you who just created a party out of thin air? Or was it me?


I haven't proposed to anyone in years.

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