The Office

The Office "Scott's Tots" Quotes

Jim: Hey. What's up?
Michael: What if I told you I had done the worst thing ever. Would you still wanna be my friend?
Jim: Did you murder someone?
Erin: Oh my God.
Michael: Lurk much? [she leaves] I miss Pam.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: I'm not a bad news person, I bring good news! Like when I promised those kids I'd pay for college!
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: Heyy! Jimmy, what's up?
Jim: Not much.
Dwight: Cool! Very cool. I bet if you tried, you could grow the best beard of anyone in this office!
Jim: Thanks Dwight.
Dwight: That laugh is so infectious!
Michael: Creepin' me out. I'm gonna go.
Dwight: I didn't mean any of those things I just said.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Group: Hey Mr. Scott, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do to make our dreams come true! Hey Mr. Scott, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do, make our dreams come true!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Dwight: Five minutes ahead of schedule... Right on schedule.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan: Okay. So, um. Listen. I know about your diabolical plan.
Dwight: What?! "Diabolical plan?" I wouldn't even know how to begin-
Ryan: [holds up My Diabolical Plan by Dwight K. Schrute] I found a copy of it in the copier tray.
Dwight: So what do you want.
Ryan: I want the same thing you want. I want to take Jim Halpert down. I want in.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Michael: What do you want from this job, provided the company doesn't go out of business.
Erin: I've always wondered what it might be to be an accountant.
Michael: Really.
Erin: Yes, but I'm terrible at math. So.
Michael: You know when I hired Kevin, he was actually applying for a job in the warehouse.
Erin: Seriously?
Michael: Yeah. I just sort of had a feeling about him. I have a feeling about you too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Erin: The principal told me that 90 percent of Scott's Tots are on track to graduate and that's 35 percent higher than the rest of the school. I think that if you hadn't made that promise a lot of them would've dropped out, which is something to think about, I think.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: How about this. If you can find a way to pay for your tuition, let me buy your books. Ok?
Student: They're expensive.
Michael: Yeah, well. I owe you that, at least, right?
Student: It's about a thousand dollars.
Michael: Really. Wow. That's... over two hundred dollars a year.
Student: No. A thousand each year.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Creed: Guys, I'm starting to think Pam's not even pregnant.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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