The Office "Sexual Harassment" Quotes (Page 2)
Michael: Attention everyone, hello! Yes, I just want you to know that this is not my decision but from here on out, we can no longer be friends. And when we talk about things here, we must only discuss work associated things. And uh, you can consider this my retirement from comedy. And in the future if I want to say something funny, or witty, or do an impression I will no longer, ever, do any of those things.
Jim: Does that include "That's what she said?"
Michael: Mmm hmm, yes.
Jim: Wow. That is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
Michael: That's what she said!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ryan: [reads Packer's WLHUNG license plate] You a big William Hung fan?
Todd: Why does everybody ask me that? Who the hell is that?!
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 13