The Office Season 8 Episode 15: "Tallahassee" Quotes
Ryan switched his name tag to his pants, so now it's like if you wear yours on your shirt you're a total dip, but if you switch you're a copy cat.Erin
Paramedic: You have appendicitis.
Ryan: Oh, who called it? Nothing but net.
It's just rum. I'm not bored, I'm a pirate.Stanley
I'm a decent baiter. My cousin Mose, that's a master baiter.Dwight
Dwight: What is the antidote?
Jim: True love's kiss.
So stop looking at my breasts, and start looking at my penis.Nellie
Quick query Halpert, still queer?Packer
Life is short. Drive fast. Leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos.Stanley
Dwight: It's just stress, 'cause I care about this project. Frankly, the fact that none of you are vomiting or diarrheal right now, I find very alarming.
Erin: Who says none of us are diarrheal?