The Office

The Office "The Convention" Quotes

Michael: [looking at hotel bed under black light] Whoa, what are all those stains?
Dwight: Blood, urine or semen.
Michael: Oh god, I hope it's urine.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Dwight: (sees Jerome Bettis) Why do they call him The Bus?
Michael: Because he's afraid to fly.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Guess where I am going? I'll give you a hint: It is a booze-fueled sex romp where anything goes. You are correct, sir! I'm headed to Philadelphia for the Annual Northeastern Mid-market Office Supply Convention!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jan. I can't be on top of you 24 hours a day, Michael.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jan: I guess I underestimated you.
Michael: Yeah, well, maybe next time, you will... estimate me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phyllis: [to Pam] You should order the most expensive thing on the menu, so he knows you're worth it.
Stanley: If you do that, you're gonna have to put out.
Phyllis: Oh yeah, you'll have to put out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jim: Oh my god! Dwight got a hooker! Oh my god, I gotta call... I gotta call somebody. I don't know who to call... Dwight got a HOOKER!
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: I love inside jokes... I'd love to be a part of one someday.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Michael: Ain't no party like a Scranton party, 'cause a Scranton party don't stop!
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: It's like with firemen. You don't leave your brothers behind. Even if you find out that there is a better fire in Connecticut.
 • Rating: Unrated

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