Contramptions! She's contrampting!

Michael

Jim: I do not plan on helping unless it's a boy.
Pam: I cannot wait for that joke to be over.

I cooked my way through Julia Child's cookbook. And now I'm halfway through the Twilight cookbook.

Kevin

I'm been noticing a gaping hole in my life. Sometimes, I wake up cradling a gourd.

Dwight

You cannot exploit your baby for sales.

Dwight

The Office Season 6 Episode 17 Quotes

Pam: Don't be mad.
Jim: Mad? How could I be mad? We're having a little girl.

I love escorting people... I put an ad out for an escort service and got A LOT of responses. Mostly creeps. Made a few friends.

Dwight