The Office

The Office "The Delivery" Quotes (Page 3)

Andy: Speaking as a former baby, don't get too hung up on baby names.
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Jim: We're calling an audible. That's her call because she's the quarterback. I'm just the left tackle... who happened to get her pregnant.
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Dwight [to Angela]: Bear my child. I wanna have a child for business reasons and I want you to be the mother. If you agree, say nothing. If you disagree, say anything.
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Jim: [The baby] wasn't conceived here. Burning Man. Port-o-potty!
Michael: Yuck! TMI! How was it? Tell me later.
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Michael: Contramptions! She's contrampting!
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Jim: I do not plan on helping unless it's a boy.
Pam: I cannot wait for that joke to be over.
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Kevin: I cooked my way through Julia Child's cookbook. And now I'm halfway through the Twilight cookbook.
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Dwight: I'm been noticing a gaping hole in my life. Sometimes, I wake up cradling a gourd.
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Dwight: You cannot exploit your baby for sales.
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