Pam, you are a woman warrior.

Kelly

I'm sort of a master of distraction. When I was a kid, my mom received complaints left and right from my teachers that I would distract everyone around me.

Michael

Speaking as a former baby, don't get too hung up on baby names.

Andy

We're calling an audible. That's her call because she's the quarterback. I'm just the left tackle... who happened to get her pregnant.

Jim

Bear my child. I wanna have a child for business reasons and I want you to be the mother. If you agree, say nothing. If you disagree, say anything.

Dwight [to Angela]

Jim: [The baby] wasn't conceived here. Burning Man. Port-o-potty!
Michael: Yuck! TMI! How was it? Tell me later.

Contramptions! She's contrampting!

Michael

Jim: I do not plan on helping unless it's a boy.
Pam: I cannot wait for that joke to be over.

I cooked my way through Julia Child's cookbook. And now I'm halfway through the Twilight cookbook.

Kevin
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