The Office

The Office "The Farm" Quotes

Dwight: Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses...second only to the neck.
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Dwight: People underestimate the power of nostalgia. If baseball can use it to get people to care about that worthless sport, then I can use it to get my siblings to care about the farm.
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Dwight: He used to talk about planting a peanut/grape hybrid...one plant, one sandwich.
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Packer: Sorry for calling you a fat little runt earlier.
Clark: You didn't actually say that.
Packer: No? Wow. I'm in this mode now where I'm apologizing for thoughts that are in my head.
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Zeke: You were the aunt to my cousins. Most of your life you were 5'4". At the end you were 5'1".
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Dwight: You had black hair and then grey hair.
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Packer: Actually that goes for all of you double XLs...Stanley, Kevin, this kid in a few years.
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