The Office

The Office "The Sting" Quotes

Dwight: Drop the act, Cordray. Okay, we all know that you probably thought that Pam was too mehh. Or thin without being toned, but I want to tell you something. She is one of the plain, hearty women of Scranton that make this city great. And so what if she doesn't wear make-up. We like her better that way.
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Kevin: He's like a better looking Andy.
Andy: Thanks Kevin.
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Creed: Well I really, really, really liked it.
Andy: Well that really bums me out.
Creed: You're welcome.
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Dwight: People can't keep their true natures hidden for long and this guy is smoldering like a tire fire.
Michael: Testify.
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Jim: Meredith Van Helsing?
Dwight: Van Helsing was a respected professor before he was a vampire killer.
Jim: Okay, but what is he more famous for?
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Michael: Why don't you go outside take a shot of insulin and have a nap?
Stanley: Why do you always assume I have Diabetes?
Michael: I don't know. Your frame. Your build. Why don't you have a glass of apple juice and tell me you're not a Diabetic?
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Dwight: There he is.
Michael: Oh no, that's a male model.
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Andy: I was the artsy, musical one. In Here Comes Treble I had four solos, Broccoli Rob had three.
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Dwight: Who is this "the Steve Nash"?
Jim: Phoenix Suns point guard...nothing?
Dwight: No, Mr. jock hipster.
Jim: Well I'm neither of those things so...
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Michael: I take spinning classes three times a month, I think I know how to ride a bike.
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