Clark: All that really specific cat turd business, that was about you right?
Dwight: You got me...I used to collect them.

Client: There he is; my son.
Dwight: He's got cat turd collector written all over him.

We're aware of what it means Oscar, you just do not look cool saying it.

Kevin

One time he snuck up behind a sleeping deer, and just sawed its head right off.

Clark

You can't be scared of a room full of Jims. I love the guy but he's basically Gumby with hair.

Pam

Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week.

Clark

You can make it in 30 minutes if you drive 240 miles an hour.

Dwight

Dwight: I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills Jimbo, because it's time for another episode of Handsome and Stinky: Paper Brothers For Hire.

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The Office Season 9 Episode 11 Quotes

You can make it in 30 minutes if you drive 240 miles an hour.

Dwight

Dwight: I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills Jimbo, because it's time for another episode of Handsome and Stinky: Paper Brothers For Hire.

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