The Office

The Office "The Suit Warehouse" Quotes

Clark: All that really specific cat turd business, that was about you right?
Dwight: You got me...I used to collect them.
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Client: There he is; my son.
Dwight: He's got cat turd collector written all over him.
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Kevin: We're aware of what it means Oscar, you just do not look cool saying it.
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Clark: One time he snuck up behind a sleeping deer, and just sawed its head right off.
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Pam: You can't be scared of a room full of Jims. I love the guy but he's basically Gumby with hair.
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Clark: Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week.
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Dwight: You can make it in 30 minutes if you drive 240 miles an hour.
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Dwight: I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills Jimbo, because it's time for another episode of Handsome and Stinky: Paper Brothers For Hire.
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