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Michael: What have we learned this week? Well ... 1. Thanks to me, my team is much, much faster at coming to decisions than I thought they would be. 2. Never buy a fur coat with a credit card until you absolutely have the money to pay for it and 3. You should know that some people think it's cool to throw buckets of fake blood on you as you are walking out of Burlington Coat Factory.
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Angela: I would like a cow butter sculpture of a cat.
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Pam: I really need this new chair. I mean seriously. How is it possible that in five years, I've had two engagement rings and only one chair.
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Andy: We're getting married at Schrute Farms. No matter what. I have looked at 12 venues, I have lost eight deposits and I have seen Angela naked zero times. I am not losing another deposit.
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Michael: I swallowed all your ideas. I'm going to digest them and see what comes out the other end.
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Michael: [to Toby] You are the silent killer. Go back to the annex.
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Michael: I'm trying to make your kids, respect you. Because, a father needs to respect his boss. And kids don't respect the father who doesn't respect the boss. Do you understand that line of logic?
Jim: I don't think you even understand it.
Michael: I do understand it.
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