The Office

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The Office "The Target" Quotes

Dwight: Where are gay men's vaginas?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: There are a million gorgeous guys in the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre area, and you choose the man who's a father of her child?
 • Rating: Unrated
Dwight: He and the senator are gaying each other.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: It's cruel, because a woman with damaged knees can't scrub worth a damn.
 • Rating: Unrated
Trevor: Is it safe to talk?
Dwight: Well this documentary crew has been following our every move for the past nine years, but I don't see them, so I think we're good.
 • Rating: Unrated
Kevin: He's a sweet kid Daryl, but he's not the sharpest guy in the drawer.
Pete: Kevin, I can hear you.
 • Rating: Unrated
Dwight: I'm not in your panties, I don't go vigilantes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 7
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