The Office

The Office "Training Day" Quotes

Deangelo: I'm telling you, that baby could be the star of a show called "Babies I Don't Care About."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Deangelo: If you're gonna go whale watching on the east coast, you might wanna bring a magazine called "West Coast Whales."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: Michael can you stop talking now, I have to do your lips.
Michael: Don't shave my lips.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deangelo: Why do you use your name when you answer the phone?
Erin: Oh that's how Pam does it. I just copy her. She's sort of a living legend.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: Hey Deangelo, what do you think about bald people? I hate them.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dwight: Thanks for meeting me.
Michael: Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: They don't ever talk about careers that were MADE because of unplanned pregnancies.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: This is Jim and Pam, aka Jap.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deangelo: You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: As you know, one of my favorite things is fan fare for its own sake.
 • Rating: Unrated

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