(about Kelly) I hooked up with her on February 13th.

Ryan

Jim: What's up Kelly?
Kelly: Nothing, except Oh! Last night Ryan and I finally hooked up!

Nervous? No, I'm not nervous. Well, I mean, I guess I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little nervous. Um, the new CFO is judging me on this too. And, well, it is Michael. So... yeah, I'm very nervous.

Jan

Scranton is great, but New York is like Scranton on acid. No, on speed. Nah. On steroids.

Michael

Here it is. Heart of New York City. Times Square. Named for the... good times you have when you're in it.

Michael

New York, New York. The city so nice, they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.

Michael

Dwight: What's this on my desk?
Jim: It's a box.
Dwight: But who left it here... and to what purpose?

Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. Snare it. Then to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.

Dwight

Jan: Surely you aren't serious about this, Michael.
Michael: Of course I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Pam: Sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like, what it means, instead of what it is.
Dwight: You mean ... like a ham?
Pam: No. Not like a ham.

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The Office Season 2 Episode 16 Quotes

Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. Snare it. Then to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.

Dwight

Jan: Surely you aren't serious about this, Michael.
Michael: Of course I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.

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