The Office "Valentine's Day" Quotes
Ryan: (about Kelly) I hooked up with her on February 13th.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jim: What's up Kelly?
Kelly: Nothing, except Oh! Last night Ryan and I finally hooked up!
• Rating: Unrated
Jan: Nervous? No, I'm not nervous. Well, I mean, I guess I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little nervous. Um, the new CFO is judging me on this too. And, well, it is Michael. So... yeah, I'm very nervous.
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: Scranton is great, but New York is like Scranton on acid. No, on speed. Nah. On steroids.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: Here it is. Heart of New York City. Times Square. Named for the... good times you have when you're in it.
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: New York, New York. The city so nice, they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: What's this on my desk?
Jim: It's a box.
Dwight: But who left it here... and to what purpose?
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. Snare it. Then to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Jan: Surely you aren't serious about this, Michael.
Michael: Of course I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Pam: Sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like, what it means, instead of what it is.
Dwight: You mean ... like a ham?
Pam: No. Not like a ham.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10