Pam: Tomorrow I start a three-month design program at the Pratt Institute in New York. I will be a little fish in the big apple. What up, 212!
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Stanley: I happen to be losing weight on my own for my own reasons. The truth is, I have lost a little of my speed, a little of my fire. Here's what I used to look like. Look at those biceps. We were fighting the power and eating whatever we wanted.
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Andy: I'm excited to lose weight for the wedding, because I really want to have washboard abs the first time Angela sees me naked.
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Meredith: What should we do with all these leftovers?
Stanley: I'm taking the dumplings for my wife.
Dwight: No, no, no. This is your last meal. There will be no leftovers.
Creed: I can bring these to my shelter.
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Michael: All right, everybody. This is your last meal, so eat up.
Dwight: From this point forward, you will not use the bathroom. We need to keep our starting weights high so we can lose more.
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Ryan: Kelly.
Kelly: Oh, hello Ryan. You look well.
Ryan: I wanted to say I'm sorry... for treating you bad the past couple years. I was in my mid-20s and I was going through a lot of stuff. I think I never fully processed 9/11.
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Kelly: I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me and then it eats all my food so that I don't get fat. And then after three months I take some medicine and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico.
[cut to interview]
Creed: That wasn't a tapeworm.
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Michael: What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.
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Dwight: Wait a minute. One more bite of eclair each. Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow.
Jim: [looks to Michael for a "That's what she said," but Michael is silent] Really? Nothing?
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Stanley: I happen to be losing weight on my own for my own reasons. The truth is, I have lost a little of my speed, a little of my fire. Here's what I used to look like. Look at those biceps. We were fighting the power and eating whatever we wanted.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Andy: I'm excited to lose weight for the wedding, because I really want to have washboard abs the first time Angela sees me naked.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Meredith: What should we do with all these leftovers?
Stanley: I'm taking the dumplings for my wife.
Dwight: No, no, no. This is your last meal. There will be no leftovers.
Creed: I can bring these to my shelter.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Michael: All right, everybody. This is your last meal, so eat up.
Dwight: From this point forward, you will not use the bathroom. We need to keep our starting weights high so we can lose more.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ryan: Kelly.
Kelly: Oh, hello Ryan. You look well.
Ryan: I wanted to say I'm sorry... for treating you bad the past couple years. I was in my mid-20s and I was going through a lot of stuff. I think I never fully processed 9/11.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Kelly: I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me and then it eats all my food so that I don't get fat. And then after three months I take some medicine and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico.
[cut to interview]
Creed: That wasn't a tapeworm.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Michael: What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dwight: Wait a minute. One more bite of eclair each. Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow.
Jim: [looks to Michael for a "That's what she said," but Michael is silent] Really? Nothing?
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