The Office

The Office Quotes (Page 2)

Season 8 Episode 20: "Welcome Party"

Kevin: You think this is a great party? This cake has vegetables in it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: I'm really tired...probably from seeing that turkey.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Darryl: Ryan was douche bag.
Ryan: Hey that's not a code name that's just an insult.
Oscar: Plus, everyone would know who you meant.
Ryan: Yeah.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nellie: I see you've discovered Benjamin. That's what I call my box for the photos of Henry.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: I wonder if king size sheets are called presidential sized in England. I really should have a tweeter account.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nellie: Excuse me, the tone here is getting quite hostile. I would appreciate it if you would keep that stuff on the basketball court.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 19: "Get the Girl"

Andy: How do you not have a toothbrush?
Erin: I just, there's always one around.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam (to Nellie): I think you're a witch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: The raise isn't real.
Dwight: Money isn't real ever since we got off the gold standard.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: Those who can't farm, farm celery.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Angela: Trust you? The way Pam trusted you to provide for her so she wouldn't have to work?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: Can't you do something about this?
Robert: Sometimes the flowers arrange themselves, Jim.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: The fact that she could show her face around here is an embarrassment. I should know, I'm in an identical situation.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Nellie: That is disgusting. Do you call that a King James Breakfast Pie?
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 18: "Last Day in Florida"

Nellie: You may not cancel his soul.
Robert: That was never on the table.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jim: Why is there so much saliva?
Dwight: All I had to do was think about pie and my salivary glands did the rest.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Robert: The Sabre Store would work if we adopted the carnival model of leaving town once everyone's wise to us.
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Kevin: I wanna be wined, and dined, and 69ed.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Irene: What kind of tea is this?
Erin: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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