Not enough for me? You are everything.

Jim (to Pam)

Dwight: You're a good assistant Jim.
Jim: Not as good as you.
Dwight: That's very true. Get the hell out of here.

Dwight: We're third cousins, which is great for bloodlines and isn't technically incest.
Jim: Right in the sweet spot.

The two of you would move to my 16 hundred acre estate, which let's face it, is a big step up from living in a gay man's closet.

Dwight

Anyone who needs to speak to me has gotta go through me first.

Dwight

Get upstairs mister!

Erin (to Daryl)

By two o'clock Dwight will choose himself to be the assistant to his own assistant, me.

Jim

Pete: Plop? Still?
Dwight: We owe Andy that much.

If my parents see this, I am toast.

Creed

On this show, all three judges are mean.

Andy

Saddle shoes with denim? I will literally call protective services.

Oscar

I'd like to get harmful steam, but the prices are absurd.

Dwight

The Office Quotes

A little cover up on your adam's apple will make it appear smaller, which will make you look less like a transvestite.

Michael (to Gabe)

Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm...easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Michael