Bam Andy! How you like me now? I hope as a friend.

Erin

I have to say, I like hanging out with a vengeful bitch.

Dwight

We can tell him his mother is dying. That usually works on him.

Dwight

Our house is not kid friendly. Most of our furniture is sharp. Also, eww.

Angela

Angela: Someone say something.
Stanley: I said something when they were thinking of hiring Jim. Didn't work then. Now look what he's doing to us.

Meredith: If I ever got that bad, you'd tell me right?
Kevin: Meredith I tell you all the time.

Dwight: What makes you think you'd be an effective paper salesman?
Trevor: Ooh, didn't see that one coming.

You say jump, and he says on who?

Dwight

I've been working here 12 weeks. That's a full season of Homeland. Ton of things can happen in that amount of time, as we've seen.

Clark
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