Season 6, Episode 6: "Mafia"
Michael: Erin, you're supposed to be the gatekeeper, do you have any idea how valuable my time is.Erin: In your schedule it just says nine 'til noon is creative space. I thought this could be a part of it.
Michael: Do you know how creative space works? Okay why don't you just cancel my afternoon.
Erin: You don't have anything in the afternoon it just says free plate.
Michael: Push free plate 'till tomorrow morning.
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Dwight: 'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it murder and not mukduk.
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Dwight: Do you know how to use that?
Andy: To change tires? No. But it's metal. I can hit somebody with it.
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Dwight: The only way to stop a bully is to stand up to him. Trust me - I've bullied a lot of people.
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Season 6, Episode 4: "Niagara"
Stanley: Anyone wanna trade anything for a toaster?Kevin: Does it have slots for hot dogs?
Stanley: No.
Kevin: Who would want it?
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Pam: I know way too much about Andy's scrotum.
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Erin: Do you wanna sit on this? I was thinking the wood might be too hard on your damaged penis.
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Dwight: I'm ravenous after a night of love making.
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Pam: Andy, did I dream you were crying through the night?
Andy: No, that was real.
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Andy: Every little bump on the road is major pain on my scrotum.
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