The Office
Quotes (Page 13)

Season 6, Episode 4: "Niagara"

Michael: They're men, Dwight.
Dwight: I love finding a good set of twins.
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Jim: Is there something about being a manager that makes you say stupid things?
Micbael: I have no found that to be the case.
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Michael: You can't expect them to be careful everytime because it's a different sensation.

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Dwight: In 1996, her volleyball team went 10-2.
Michael: What am I supposed to do with that?
Dwight: That's a very good record.
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Kevin: I'm not gay. I'm kevin.

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Michael [to Toby]: You will be sleeping by yourself for the rest of your life. You better get used to it.
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Jim: This is a fire cracker-free wedding.
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Meredith: All morning I look forward to my afternoon cigar and I'm not stopping for anybody.
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Dwight: A three-ounce fetus is calling the shots. That's so bad ass.
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Michael [on Jim and Pam's wedding]" It's just a really important day for me.
Jim: Well, congrats!
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