Season 2, Episode 16: "Valentine's Day"
Jan: Surely you aren't serious about this, Michael.Michael: Of course I'm serious. And don't call me Shirley.
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Pam: Sometimes the gift is really about the gesture, you know, like, what it means, instead of what it is.
Dwight: You mean ... like a ham?
Pam: No. Not like a ham.
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Season 2, Episode 15: "Boys & Girls"
Jan: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have[interview]
Angela: Judging from her attire, Jan aspires to be a whore.
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Jim: You gotta take a chance on something sometime, Pam.
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Michael: Rich people like pizza, poor people like pizza. White people like pizza, black people like pizza.... do black people like pizza?
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Michael: Now you may look around and see two groups here: white-collar and blue-collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar blind.
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Michael: Everyone, guys. Circle up, please. Come on over. Bring your chairs. Toby, come on over. You're a guy... too. Sort of.
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Roy: I'm glad she has a friend at work that she can get through the day with. That way she's not all, "blah blah blah" when she gets home.
Jim: Yeah, I like talking to her too.
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Kevin: I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam. I bet he'll try to beat you up.
Jim: Thanks for the heads up, Kev.
Kevin: I got your back if he does. [pauses] But try to stay out of it.
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Michael: Let's start with the warehouse. What bothers you as guys? You know?
Darryl: My priority is safety.
Michael: Ok.
Darryl: So it really bothers me when somebody comes in here speeding around on a lift, playing with it like a toy. It kind of gets under my skin, ok?
Michael: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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