Season 2, Episode 13: "The Secret"
Michael: What do you like best about Pam?Jim: Oh, I really don't wanna talk about it.
Michael: What is it, is it her legs, her boobs, or?
Jim: Um, she's easy to talk to, I guess. And, she's got a really good sense of humor.
Michael: Really?
Jim: Mmm hmm.
Michael: Never gets any of my jokes.
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Ryan: Creed? Did you organize the menu book?
Creed: Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis.
Ryan: No... it was mandatory.
Creed: Oh, I thought it was a volunteer thing.
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Ryan: If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds, and nobody would ever know that I'd ever been here. And I'd forget, too.
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Michael: Mmm... what flavor coffee is that... updog?
Ryan: What?
Michael: I dunno, nothing, what's up with you?
Ryan: Huh?
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Michael: Hey Stanley, is that jacket made of updog?
Stanley: I'm on the phone.
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Jim: Um, is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
Michael: What's updog?
Jim: Nothing much, what's up with you?
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Season 2, Episode 12: "The Injury"
Pam: Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.Jim: [on his cell phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Jim!
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Doctor: Does the area look red and swollen?
Dwight: That's what she said.
Michael: That's my joke — dammit, Dwight!
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Jim: I wanna clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill.
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Toby: [watches Ryan bite his string cheese] Wow, you just dive right in.
Ryan: You know, around age 12, I just started going for it.
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