Season 2, Episode 11: "Booze Cruise"
Jim: What happened to you?Michael: Captain Jack has a problem with authority.
Jim: Oh, right, 'cause you announced that his ship was sinking.
Michael: He just totally lost it. If you ask me he caused the panic.
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Captain Jack: I need a volunteer to come up and hold my stick.
Dwight: Me me me!
Captain Jack: Ah. Usually it's a woman.
Dwight: I'm stronger.
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Pam: Getting kinda rowdy down there.
Jim: Yeah. Darryl, Darryl, Darryl.
Pam: Sometimes I just don't get Roy.
Jim: Well...
Pam: Well, I mean, I don't know. So... What's it like dating a cheerleader?
Jim: Oh... um....
Pam: I'm cold.
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Michael: Who's seen Titanic?
Jim: I'm not really sure what movie you're talking about. Are you sure you've got the title right?
Pam: I think you're thinking of The Hunt for Red October.
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Oscar: Last year Michael's theme was 'bowl over the competition.' So guess where we went.
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Captain Jack: But I'm not only your ship's captain, I'm also your PARTY CAPTAIN!
Michael: YEAH, I'M YOUR PARTY CAPTAIN TOO!
Captain Jack: Michael, please.
Michael: And we are gonna... rock it!
Captain Jack: If you would just...
Michael: You are gonna put on your dancin' shoes later on! If the boat's rockin', don't come knockin'!
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Michael: What is with the guy jumping overboard? If he had just waited and heard what I had to say, he would be motivated right now, and not all wet.
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Dwight: Don't worry Michael, I'm taking us to shore!
Michael: It's a fake wheel, dummy!
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Season 2, Episode 10: "Christmas Party"
Kevin: I got myself in secret santa. I was supposed to tell somebody... but I didn't.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Kelly: [kisses Dwight]
Dwight: What are you doing?!
Kelly: I don't know.
Dwight: You shouldn't do things like that. A man's supposed to do that.
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