Season 2, Episode 10: "Christmas Party"
Dwight: Yankee Swap is like Machiavelli meets Christmas.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Michael: So Phyllis is basically saying "Hey Michael, I know you did a lot to help the office this year, but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt's-worth." I gave Ryan an iPod!
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Michael: Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say "Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth."
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Michael: Happy birthday Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.
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Michael: You're the expert, is this enough to get 20 people plastered?
Store Clerk: 15 bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it.
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Michael: Stupid corporate wet blankets... it's not like booze ever killed anyone.
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Phyllis: Everyone, this is my boyfriend Bob.
Kevin: Kevin Malone.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Stanley: Stanley Hudson.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan: Ryan Howard.
Bob Vance: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan: What line of work you in, Bob?
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Season 2, Episode 9: "E-Mail Surveillance"
Improv Instructor: Michael, what did you tell him?Michael: nothing...
Improv Instructor: Then why are his hands up?... Bill...
Improv Classmate 1: He told me he couldn't show it to me, but he has a gun.
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Ryan: Hey, is Katy coming?
Jim: I have not really talked to her lately.
Ryan: Do you mind if I give her a call?
Jim: We can talk about that later.
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Jim: My roommate wants to meet everybody. Because I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm making Dwight up. He is very real.
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