Season 6, Episode 2: "The Meeting"
Toby: [to Darryl's sister] Hey you a$$hole! You eat all that dog food yourself!?!• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jim: I tried to keep Michael in the dark. I should have realized he can do just as much damage in the dark.
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Jim: I didn't tell Michael because I thought he'd try to help. Example: He handed out jello shots at the 23rd mile of the Steamtown Marathon.
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Michael: That was an anomaly ... that file had been falsified ... Toby Flenderson is doing drugs!
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Michael: Wallace just HAD to show up. On the one four-month period where I'm completely overwhelmed.
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Pam: We invited everyone in the office to our wedding, even though we knew most people probably couldn't make the drive to Niagara Falls. Which is why we're having it in Niagara Falls.
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Kelly: Is Ryan going?
Pam: I don't know, he hasn't RSVP'd yet.
Kelly: Here's the deal. I really wanna go, but I'm not gonna go if Ryan doesn't go, because it's kind of a waste of time. That came out wrong. It would be awesome if you could try to get him to go, because I'd really like to be there to support Jim.
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Pam: Hey Kelly.
Kelly: SO jealous of your boobs.
Pam: Thank you.
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Dwight: He's lying.
Toby: He has a doctor's note.
Dwight: From who, Dr. J? You really need to investigate this. People don't just fall off ladders.
Toby: A guy on my street fell off a ladder. It was on the news?
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Michael: Hey. What do you think he and David are talking about? What do you...
Pam: Um. I donno.
Michael: You said good luck to Jim and he walked in.
Pam: Did I? Doesn't sound like me. Not very superstitious.
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