The Office
Season 6 Quotes (Page 3)

Episode 18: "St. Patrick's Day"

Dwight: They say, that no man is an island. False. I am an island. And this island, is volcanic. And it is about to erupt, with the molten hot lava... of strategy. [permalink]

Michael: It is St. Patrick's Day. And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas. [permalink]

Episode 17: "The Delivery"

Dwight: I know that I'm an adult, but maybe I could come by some time for a teeth-cleaning. [permalink]

Kevin: I've done better than Erin! Lynn was hotter than Erin... Michael, you dated Holly and Jan and they were so much hotter than you.
Michael: That is debatable. And I have a personality. [permalink]

Michael: This is not babu dabu. In this country, a woman can make the choice as to who she wants to date. [permalink]

Erin: I don't want anyone to die.
Michael: Just don't let Kevin sit on you. [permalink]

Michael: Kevin has an enormous heart. Literally. He has an elephant heart. He had a transplant when he was 17. [permalink]

Michael: I would like you to meet your new boyfriend.
Kevin: Yes!
Erin: I don't know what to say. [permalink]

Pam's mom [to Pam]: Love you.
Michael [to Pam's mom]: Love you, too... as a friend. [permalink]

Pam: Wanna count her fingers and toes again?
Jim: No. Let her rest. I'm sure there are still 12 of each. [permalink]

Phyllis: I have an ice cream cake in the car.
Michael: Go! Go! Go! Are you insane? [permalink]

Michael: Gotta go wash my eyes. That kid's gonna have a lot of hair. [permalink]

Jim: She's also fully effaced, which... I don't know what that is. [permalink]

Dwight: I love escorting people... I put an ad out for an escort service and got A LOT of responses. Mostly creeps. Made a few friends. [permalink]

Michael: Should I bring a dictionary?
Oscar: The hospital will provide dictionaries. Bring a thesaurus. [permalink]

Michael: Is it midnight yet?
Phyllis: It's 4:35. [permalink]

Pam: Don't be mad.
Jim: Mad? How could I be mad? We're having a little girl. [permalink]

Kevin: Maybe we should cut holes in her shirt.
Meredith: I have a shirt like that in my car. [permalink]

Michael: No one touch Pam's nipples! Think of Pam's nipples as Toby's grundle. [permalink]

Phyllis: I can put on lipstick the way Molly Ringwald does in The Breakfast Club.
Michael: I don't think anyone wants to see that. [permalink]