Season 6, Episode 11: "Shareholder Meeting"
Ryan: Do you love her, or do you love the idea of her?Creed: I don't know man. I just don't know.
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Dwight: Dwight Schrute, Scranton branch. I just wanted to say that I have been standing in this line all day. And if this line, is any indication of how this company is being run, then we are in BIG trouble! [applause] Thank you! Right, I know! And I just want to say that I believe there are options out there! A take a number option, like they have in a deli. [silence] What about line varieties? Like an express line, for quick comments, ten words or less. They could move, MUCH more efficiently. [silence] What about ropes, along the lines that you can hold on to?
CEO: Thank you. Thank you for your suggestions.
Dwight: Yes.
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Oscar: The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is DMI. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, morons, and idiots. Because that's what you'd have to be to own it. And as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers.
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Dwight: If onlys and justs were candies and nuts, then everyday would be un de donkfest!
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Season 6, Episode 10: "Murder"
Jim: Really?Pam: [in character] It wasn't me. I ain't goin' down for this!
Jim: I want to go home.
Pam: Get the keys out of my purse and start the car.
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Michael: [in accent] There has been a lot of murder and a lot of intrigue. My poor little heart can barely take it no more. [regular voice] Today is the hardest I have worked in a long, long time.
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Jim: I'm just gonna skip the what and go right to why.
Michael: Because this is the recreation of a crime scene!
Meredith: I'm the dead body and these are my brain chunks.
Dwight: Shut up, you're dead.
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Pam: I think Michael may have snapped.
Jim: Or maybe he's just stuck in character.
Pam: Which is worse? Snapped or stuck?
Jim: Both. They're both worse.
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Andy: I was just thinking about Weekend at Bernie's. Guy's dead the whole time! It's funny.
Erin: I haven't seen it.
Andy: Speaking of weekends. Are you excited about our date this weekend?
Erin: Of course Nathaniel! Where are ya takin' me?
Andy: Finest steak house in all Savannah?
Erin: Savannah? That's a long way from Scranton!
Andy: Did you mean a real date?
Erin: No. Did you?
Andy: Totally ... not!
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Dwight: A lot of the evidence seems to be based on puns.
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