Season 6, Episode 10: "Murder"
Jim: Once a year Dwight holds a seminar for us on karate. Because one thing we know that thousand-year-old martial arts do each year is ... change.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dwight: You cannot go wrong with a throat punch.
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Dwight: Somebody attack me. Kevin, Go!
Kevin: No WAY. Last time, you pulled my pants down and then you tried to choke me with my shoelace.
Dwight: False. I DID choke you with your shoelace.
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Jim: In everyone's defense I think the most worthy opponent of you is ... you.
Dwight: That is correct. Unless there happen to be measles present.
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Season 6, Episode 9: "Double Date"
Phyllis: Holy crap.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Pam: Michael's been trying to get me and Jim to hang out with him ever since he started dating my mom. I don't know. I really hoped this thing would just die out, but today he's planning a birthday lunch for my mom and we have to go. No way out. No ... way ... out.
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Pam: Why did I get in the car? I could have struggled. I have a whistle in my purse, I didn't even blow it.
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Meredith: Hey everybody, he's not in the men's room. Although the seat was warm, so we may have just missed him.
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Dwight: Pam would you care for a bagel?
Pam: Oh, no thank you.
Dwight: Oh, that's right, you're a woman and you need to refuse food the first time. I'll try again. Please Pam, reconsider and have a bagel.
Pam: I have an early lunch.
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Dwight: Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Jeez. When did everyone get sooooo cynical?
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