Season 6, Episode 6: "Mafia"
Michael: Erin. Coffee.Erin: Ok.
Michael: Not from the kitchen. Stop & Shop. If it's not Stop & Shop I send it back. Large. If it's a medium I send it back. If it's an extra-large I send it back.
Erin: How do you return coffee?
Michael: Go.
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Michael: What topics, can you use for small talk?
Andy: Golf, stock market, Dave Matthews-
Michael: Yes, what else?
Creed: Small things. Peas, ball bearings, dimes.
Michael: No.
Meredith: The weekend.
Michael: Yeah! That's good! Come on up, Meredith. Come up here. Let's do a little something. So Meredith and I just started conversing, and I will say, "so Meredith, how was your weekend? What did you do?"
Meredith: Well I caught my son taking a dump on the upper-part of the toilet... he calls it an "upper decker."
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Michael: Erin, you're supposed to be the gatekeeper, do you have any idea how valuable my time is.
Erin: In your schedule it just says nine 'til noon is creative space. I thought this could be a part of it.
Michael: Do you know how creative space works? Okay why don't you just cancel my afternoon.
Erin: You don't have anything in the afternoon it just says free plate.
Michael: Push free plate 'till tomorrow morning.
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Dwight: 'R' is among the most menacing of sounds. That's why they call it murder and not mukduk.
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Dwight: Do you know how to use that?
Andy: To change tires? No. But it's metal. I can hit somebody with it.
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Dwight: The only way to stop a bully is to stand up to him. Trust me - I've bullied a lot of people.
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Season 6, Episode 4: "Niagara"
Stanley: Anyone wanna trade anything for a toaster?Kevin: Does it have slots for hot dogs?
Stanley: No.
Kevin: Who would want it?
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Pam: I know way too much about Andy's scrotum.
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Erin: Do you wanna sit on this? I was thinking the wood might be too hard on your damaged penis.
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Dwight: I'm ravenous after a night of love making.
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