Michael: Oh man, you seem to have caught Jo's eye. How'd you make that happen?
Darryl: I impressed her with my good ideas.
Michael: Mm-hmm! Seriously. How'd you do it.
Darryl: I made a suggestion at the meeting that was good. You were there...
Michael: How do I put this delicately... Does her family owe your family something? In terms of a past injustice.
Darryl: Now Mike I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. So I can learn about this tiny television.

They say, that no man is an island. False. I am an island. And this island, is volcanic. And it is about to erupt, with the molten hot lava... of strategy.

Dwight

It is St. Patrick's Day. And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.

Michael

I know that I'm an adult, but maybe I could come by some time for a teeth-cleaning.

Dwight

Kevin: I've done better than Erin! Lynn was hotter than Erin... Michael, you dated Holly and Jan and they were so much hotter than you.
Michael: That is debatable. And I have a personality.

This is not babu dabu. In this country, a woman can make the choice as to who she wants to date.

Michael

Erin: I don't want anyone to die.
Michael: Just don't let Kevin sit on you.

Kevin has an enormous heart. Literally. He has an elephant heart. He had a transplant when he was 17.

Michael

Michael: I would like you to meet your new boyfriend.
Kevin: Yes!
Erin: I don't know what to say.

Pam's mom [to Pam]: Love you.
Michael [to Pam's mom]: Love you, too... as a friend.

Pam: Wanna count her fingers and toes again?
Jim: No. Let her rest. I'm sure there are still 12 of each.

Phyllis: I have an ice cream cake in the car.
Michael: Go! Go! Go! Are you insane?

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The Office Season 6 Quotes

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