The Office Season 6 Quotes
Gotta go wash my eyes. That kid's gonna have a lot of hair.Michael
She's also fully effaced, which... I don't know what that is.Jim
I love escorting people... I put an ad out for an escort service and got A LOT of responses. Mostly creeps. Made a few friends.Dwight
Michael: Should I bring a dictionary?
Oscar: The hospital will provide dictionaries. Bring a thesaurus.
Michael: Is it midnight yet?
Phyllis: It's 4:35.
Pam: Don't be mad.
Jim: Mad? How could I be mad? We're having a little girl.
Kevin: Maybe we should cut holes in her shirt.
Meredith: I have a shirt like that in my car.
No one touch Pam's nipples! Think of Pam's nipples as Toby's grundle.Michael
Phyllis: I can put on lipstick the way Molly Ringwald does in The Breakfast Club.
Michael: I don't think anyone wants to see that.
Pam, you are a woman warrior.Kelly
I'm sort of a master of distraction. When I was a kid, my mom received complaints left and right from my teachers that I would distract everyone around me.Michael
Speaking as a former baby, don't get too hung up on baby names.Andy