The Office Season 6 Quotes
We're calling an audible. That's her call because she's the quarterback. I'm just the left tackle... who happened to get her pregnant.Jim
Bear my child. I wanna have a child for business reasons and I want you to be the mother. If you agree, say nothing. If you disagree, say anything.Dwight [to Angela]
Jim: [The baby] wasn't conceived here. Burning Man. Port-o-potty!
Michael: Yuck! TMI! How was it? Tell me later.
Contramptions! She's contrampting!Michael
Jim: I do not plan on helping unless it's a boy.
Pam: I cannot wait for that joke to be over.
I cooked my way through Julia Child's cookbook. And now I'm halfway through the Twilight cookbook.Kevin
I'm been noticing a gaping hole in my life. Sometimes, I wake up cradling a gourd.Dwight
You cannot exploit your baby for sales.Dwight
It's not 'cause of the smell; I'm just expecting a nosebleed.Andy
Michael: Where'd you get that information?
Michael: Manuel who?
Ryan: Did you see Saw?
Dwight: Of course I seesaw, Mose and I seesaw all the time.
If I got that card, we'd be in the bathroom doing it right now.Meredith