The Office

The Office Season 6 Quotes (Page 14)

Season 6 Episode 10: "Murder"

Pam: My name is Deborah U. Taunt.
Andy: That's clever! Debutante!
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael. Well, well, well, what is this contraption, I do declare?!
Oscar: It's my Blackberry, Michael. I'm trying to get updates on the company.
Michael: Who's Michael? I'm Caleb Crawdad, I do declare!
Ryan: You don't have to keep saying 'I do declare.' Every time you say something, it means you're declaring it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Tube city. You owe me one.
Jim: [interview] Co-managing is a give and take. You have to pick your battles. One of the battles I picked was Michael's idea of running plastic tubes all over the office with hamsters inside of them. He called it Tube City. So, yes, I do owe him one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: Okay, we need to do something. People are freaking out wondering what's going to happen.
Michael: You're right. They need something. A distraction. Anything new on YouTube? Doesn't have to be good.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Kevin: Michael, did you just throw up in here?
Michael: Nah. Just poopin'. You know how I be.
Kevin: It smells like throw-up in here.
Michael: Crazy world. Lot of smells.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Dwight: You can all have jobs at Schrute Farms as human scarecrows. Although it doesn't pay much, and you can't unionize.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dwight: [reading email] I'm sure you've seen the item in the Journal. I just want to stress that it's all conjecture, if we have any concrete information, you will know ASAP.
Michael: Erin, do we have the journal?
Erin: Your feelings journal? You told me to put it in the time capsule.
Michael: Did you?
Pam: He means the Wall Street Journal, online.
Michael. Oh, the Wall.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Dwight: Michael, what is the meaning of this email that everyone got?
Michael: You'll have to be more specific, Dwight. I get like eight emails today.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jim: Once a year Dwight holds a seminar for us on karate. Because one thing we know that thousand-year-old martial arts do each year is ... change.
 • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

Dwight: You cannot go wrong with a throat punch.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Dwight: Somebody attack me. Kevin, Go!
Kevin: No WAY. Last time, you pulled my pants down and then you tried to choke me with my shoelace.
Dwight: False. I DID choke you with your shoelace.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Jim: In everyone's defense I think the most worthy opponent of you is ... you.
Dwight: That is correct. Unless there happen to be measles present.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 9: "Double Date"

Phyllis: Holy crap.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Pam: Michael's been trying to get me and Jim to hang out with him ever since he started dating my mom. I don't know. I really hoped this thing would just die out, but today he's planning a birthday lunch for my mom and we have to go. No way out. No ... way ... out.
 • Rating: 1.5 / 5.0

Pam: Why did I get in the car? I could have struggled. I have a whistle in my purse, I didn't even blow it.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Meredith: Hey everybody, he's not in the men's room. Although the seat was warm, so we may have just missed him.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Dwight: Pam would you care for a bagel?
Pam: Oh, no thank you.
Dwight: Oh, that's right, you're a woman and you need to refuse food the first time. I'll try again. Please Pam, reconsider and have a bagel.
Pam: I have an early lunch.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Dwight: Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they'll owe him a favor which he can use to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore? Jeez. When did everyone get sooooo cynical?
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Michael: Birthday lunch. Birthday lunch, there is no better medicine than birthday lunch. It'll cure all of your "Gee I don't know if Michael should be dating my mother." And fixes all occurrences of "I don't really see them together." So, open wide, Pam, and take a big ol' spoonful of birthday lunch medicine... Take with food.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Andy: You give me a gift? Bam! Thank You note. You invite me somewhere? Pow! RSVP. You do me a favor? Wham! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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