We're calling an audible. That's her call because she's the quarterback. I'm just the left tackle... who happened to get her pregnant.

Jim

Bear my child. I wanna have a child for business reasons and I want you to be the mother. If you agree, say nothing. If you disagree, say anything.

Dwight [to Angela]

Jim: [The baby] wasn't conceived here. Burning Man. Port-o-potty!
Michael: Yuck! TMI! How was it? Tell me later.

Contramptions! She's contrampting!

Michael

Jim: I do not plan on helping unless it's a boy.
Pam: I cannot wait for that joke to be over.

I cooked my way through Julia Child's cookbook. And now I'm halfway through the Twilight cookbook.

Kevin

I'm been noticing a gaping hole in my life. Sometimes, I wake up cradling a gourd.

Dwight

You cannot exploit your baby for sales.

Dwight

It's not 'cause of the smell; I'm just expecting a nosebleed.

Andy

Michael: Where'd you get that information?
Oscar: Manual.
Michael: Manuel who?

Ryan: Did you see Saw?
Dwight: Of course I seesaw, Mose and I seesaw all the time.

If I got that card, we'd be in the bathroom doing it right now.

Meredith
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The Office Season 6 Quotes

If onlys and justs were candies and nuts, then everyday would be un de donkfest!

Dwight

I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop ball?"

Michael
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