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I guess in most romantic comedies, the guy you're supposed to be with is the one that you've never really thought of in that way. You might have even thought he was annoying, or possibly homosexual.

Kelly

Camel cigarettes did the same thing with Joe Camel by making him look like a penis. I can't even go near a cigarette now without thinking of a penis, and vice versa.

Michael

I'm Jolene Bennet, Jo for short. I'm a breast cancer survivor, close personal friends with Nancy Pelosi, and Truman Capote and I slept with three of the same guys.

Jo

I might start a diabolical plot against him after this one...

Dwight [on Ryan]

I wish I had a lair.

Dwight

Jim: In which movie did they realize the boss was within earshot and they just went to talk to her?
Michael: Lethal Weapon?
Jim: Then I think we should do it the Lethal Weapon way.

Yeah, I have this thing about men cutting or threatening to cut my throat. Don't try to cut my throat!

Meredith

This isn't a toast. You're just thinking out loud.

Phyllis

Is Christian Slater back there? Because he'd know what to do.

Michael

Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate.

Michael

Christian Slater? Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At Sabre, you will.

Jim: If not, there's always the army. The... infantry.
Pam: Okay.

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The Office Season 6 Quotes

If onlys and justs were candies and nuts, then everyday would be un de donkfest!

Dwight

Jim is my enemy. But it turns out that Jim is also his own worst enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim, is actually my friend. But, because he is his own worst enemy, the enemy of my friend is my enemy so actually Jim is my enemy. But-

Dwight