The Office

The Office Season 6 Quotes (Page 18)

Season 6 Episode 6: "Mafia"

Dwight: Do you know how to use that?
Andy: To change tires? No. But it's metal. I can hit somebody with it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: The only way to stop a bully is to stand up to him. Trust me - I've bullied a lot of people.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 4: "Niagara"

Stanley: Anyone wanna trade anything for a toaster?
Kevin: Does it have slots for hot dogs?
Stanley: No.
Kevin: Who would want it?

 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Pam: I know way too much about Andy's scrotum.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: Do you wanna sit on this? I was thinking the wood might be too hard on your damaged penis.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: I'm ravenous after a night of love making.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: Andy, did I dream you were crying through the night?
Andy: No, that was real.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: Every little bump on the road is major pain on my scrotum.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: They're men, Dwight.
Dwight: I love finding a good set of twins.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: Is there something about being a manager that makes you say stupid things?
Micbael: I have no found that to be the case.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Michael: You can't expect them to be careful everytime because it's a different sensation.

 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: In 1996, her volleyball team went 10-2.
Michael: What am I supposed to do with that?
Dwight: That's a very good record.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kevin: I'm not gay. I'm kevin.

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael [to Toby]: You will be sleeping by yourself for the rest of your life. You better get used to it.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jim: This is a fire cracker-free wedding.
 • Rating: Unrated

Meredith: All morning I look forward to my afternoon cigar and I'm not stopping for anybody.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: A three-ounce fetus is calling the shots. That's so bad ass.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Michael [on Jim and Pam's wedding]" It's just a really important day for me.
Jim: Well, congrats!
 • Rating: Unrated

Pam: We should have hired a professional to take the mental pictures.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 3: "The Promotion"

Jim: I've been studying Michael for years and I've condensed what I've learned into this chart. [holds up pie chart] "How Michael Spends His Time." You can see we have "procrastinating," and "distracting others," and this tiny sliver here, is "critical thinking." I made it bigger. So that you could see it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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