Michael: Why do I need to explain everything?
Pam: Because we're usually not on the same page.

Have you tried making everything smaller?

Creed

Pam: Maybe we can put the box back together.
Dwight: Impossible. He opened it like an ape.

This chord has Creed written all over it.

Michael

Just 'cause you have liquid, that doesn't make it a toast.

Kevin

Michael: I've got a big box, Yes, I do! I've got a big box, How 'bout you?
Erin: I've got a big box, Yes, I do! I've got a big box,How 'bout you?
Oscar: I think you don't know what you're saying.

You've been shown a nonsensical video. You're probably wondering what's going on. Well, you're not alone.

Jim

Talk about vacation daaaays!

Meredith

[to Phyllis and Bob] Get a room, Santas!

Michael
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