The Office

The Office Season 6 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 6 Episode 17: "The Delivery"

Jim: I do not plan on helping unless it's a boy.
Pam: I cannot wait for that joke to be over.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: I cooked my way through Julia Child's cookbook. And now I'm halfway through the Twilight cookbook.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: I'm been noticing a gaping hole in my life. Sometimes, I wake up cradling a gourd.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: You cannot exploit your baby for sales.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 16: "Manager and Salesman"

Andy: It's not 'cause of the smell; I'm just expecting a nosebleed.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Michael: Where'd you get that information?
Oscar: Manual.
Michael: Manuel who?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan: Did you see Saw?
Dwight: Of course I seesaw, Mose and I seesaw all the time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meredith: If I got that card, we'd be in the bathroom doing it right now.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Kelly: I guess in most romantic comedies, the guy you're supposed to be with is the one that you've never really thought of in that way. You might have even thought he was annoying, or possibly homosexual.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Camel cigarettes did the same thing with Joe Camel by making him look like a penis. I can't even go near a cigarette now without thinking of a penis, and vice versa.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Jo: I'm Jolene Bennet, Jo for short. I'm a breast cancer survivor, close personal friends with Nancy Pelosi, and Truman Capote and I slept with three of the same guys.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight [on Ryan]: I might start a diabolical plot against him after this one...
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: I wish I had a lair.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jim: In which movie did they realize the boss was within earshot and they just went to talk to her?
Michael: Lethal Weapon?
Jim: Then I think we should do it the Lethal Weapon way.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Meredith: Yeah, I have this thing about men cutting or threatening to cut my throat. Don't try to cut my throat!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 15: "Sabre"

Phyllis: This isn't a toast. You're just thinking out loud.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Is Christian Slater back there? Because he'd know what to do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Christian Slater? Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At Sabre, you will.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: If not, there's always the army. The... infantry.
Pam: Okay.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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