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Angela: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: That would be hot. I would pay to see that.

Gabe: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: Easy no.

Oscar: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: That marriage would be a sham.

But in a way the most valuable thing here wasn't a telescope at all. No, it was this packet of beans.

Dwight

I am not going to be proposed to in the break room. That is not going to be our story. I shoulda burned this place down when I had a chance.

Michael

Michael: I want this to be an event that everyone talks about always and forever.
Jim: Totally reasonable.

How bout this, I throw a corpse dressed like me off of the roof...

Michael

Blogs are out but people are texting each other "no more animals."

Ryan

Pam: Michael, she's perfect for you.
Oscar: She's the one.
Jim: She's amazing. This is very exciting.

Dwight: You got this Kosher certified?
Ryan: No I meant it like, it's cool, it's Kosher, it's all good.

Michael, hey I just came out to see what you were doing, and maybe stop you.

Pam

Kevin: When I was a kid I was on "Dallas."
Andy: Really?
Kevin: Yeah. We missed our connecting flight so we spent the entire day on Dallas. Then we spent a week on Hawaii. I was on heaven.

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The Office Season 7 Quotes

In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all...it's fear. Merry Christmas.

Dwight

I will never be happier than I am right now. I will also never be less happy. I will be at my current maximum happiness for the rest of my life, because I am manager of the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin...acting manager.

Dwight