Angela: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: That would be hot. I would pay to see that.

Gabe: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: Easy no.

Oscar: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: That marriage would be a sham.

But in a way the most valuable thing here wasn't a telescope at all. No, it was this packet of beans.

Dwight

I am not going to be proposed to in the break room. That is not going to be our story. I shoulda burned this place down when I had a chance.

Michael

Michael: I want this to be an event that everyone talks about always and forever.
Jim: Totally reasonable.

How bout this, I throw a corpse dressed like me off of the roof...

Michael

Blogs are out but people are texting each other "no more animals."

Ryan

Pam: Michael, she's perfect for you.
Oscar: She's the one.
Jim: She's amazing. This is very exciting.

Dwight: You got this Kosher certified?
Ryan: No I meant it like, it's cool, it's Kosher, it's all good.

Michael, hey I just came out to see what you were doing, and maybe stop you.

Pam

Kevin: When I was a kid I was on "Dallas."
Andy: Really?
Kevin: Yeah. We missed our connecting flight so we spent the entire day on Dallas. Then we spent a week on Hawaii. I was on heaven.

The Office Season 7 Quotes

Owning a building is a war between the landlord and the tenant. Not a literal war, unfortunately, but I am using the same tactics.

Dwight

Creed: Well I really, really, really liked it.
Andy: Well that really bums me out.
Creed: You're welcome.