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The Office Season 7 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 7 Episode 14: "The Search"

Dwight: I can think like Michael. Alright, I'm deep below the ocean's surface in a submarine. A torpedo is coming right at me...No! Damn it! That's just my own imagination.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gabe [reading]: Is that a palm tree or did Gabe get skinnier? Either way, let's pee on it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: He answers to Michael, Michael G. Scott, Michael J. Fox, Mr. Fox, The Incredible Mr. Fox...
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Dwight: You drive. I got a car full of fox meat.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dwight: Problem solved everyone. Space Orphan and Princess Nincumpoop are off to rescue Michael.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pam: Got it. I will put out an A.P.B. Otherwise known as an Ask Pam Beasley...Did the phone cut out?
Jim: Nope.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: I'm upset. My bladder is full. There is no telling what I might do right now, all over the inside of your precious little car.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: Her personality is like a three. Her sense of humor is a two. Her ears are like a seven, and a four. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she's a perfect forty.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Why does the Sun rise in the morning? Why do magnets stick together? Because everybody says so. Everybody.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan: I don't wanna be married until everyone can be married.
Oscar: You know what Ryan? I talked to the other gay guys, and we're okay with it. We all agreed it's fine for you to get married.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 13: "The Seminar"

Tom [to Jim]: Where's your jet pack, Zuckerburg?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Creed: Two eyes, two ears, a chine, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Lochness Monster, and the reward for its capture...all the riches in Scotland. So I have one question, why are you her
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Oscar: Sorry I yelled.
Pam: You could have just told us what you were thinking.
Oscar: There's no theater in that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kelly: Who am I? I'm Kelly Kapoor, the business bitch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan: Yes. Yes, I'll do it.
Andy: Alright! Thank you so much. It's gonna be awesome.
Ryan: And if I flake, I flake.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: Andy, I'm not Jim. The only way that I'm Jim is in the movie version when Jim sees what his future would be like if he never met Pam.
 • Rating: Unrated

Holly: Is Mikanos Greek? He sounds Italian.
Michael: Ugh, you're the fifth person to tell me that today.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Holly broke up with AJ last week, which is the greatest thing that has ever happened...to me. To Holly, it's been the worst week of her life, and I know for a fact that there was a week for her in high school where she got mono and her first period ever. Too much information? That's what I thought, but here I am using it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: I can't have this go badly. I'm a terrible salesman, and I haven't been making very many sales lately...or ever. This is my only idea on how to turn things around. If it goes badly, I might lose my job. Which would suck, because this is the only job I've ever been good at.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: I get super flexible when I'm nervous.
 • Rating: Unrated

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