The Office

The Office Season 7 Quotes (Page 11)

Season 7 Episode 13: "The Seminar"

David Brent: Comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That's what she said (laughs).
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 12: "Ultimatum"

Erin: I did it. I did a cartwheel.
Creed: F*ck you! F*ck you!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: You're gonna somersault around for the rest of you life, and you know what's going to be on your tombstone? Loser.
Creed: My tombstone's already been made, thank you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Erin: My goal was to learn a new word every day, and I must say that it is going immensely.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: Why did we pretend like we worked here?
Dwight: Is that what we were doing?
 • Rating: Unrated

Darryl: You know what you guys should do? Go to the book store at lunch. There's tons of cuties and it's easy to talk to them. "Hey what book is that? Cool let's hang out tonight. Sex already? Whoa."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: My resolution is: meet a loose woman
 • Rating: Unrated

Erin: I'm really excited for Michael either way, because if Holly chooses to be with him, he will be so, so happy. And if not, he'll be avoiding the biggest mistake of his life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: Gummy bears and gummy worms?
Michael: Bears sad, worms happy... come on, Erin.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight [to Pam]: Wow, did your baby draw that?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: If she's engaged, I'm going to go crazy, and I'm going to start attacking people. If she's not engaged, in all honesty, I might just burn this whole place down to the ground out of happiness. Either way I am going to need some talking down, and nobody talks me down like myself in a video talking me down.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: What are you gonna do now? You gonna make fun of our leader's weird voice? [mumbles] Over the line, Jim.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 11: "Classy Christmas"

Dwight: In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all...it's fear. Merry Christmas.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Oscar: Robert seems great. He's very handsome, firm handshake, he's gay, good sense of humor.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Stanley: I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for...that is the life.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Dwight: Didn't think your affectionate nicknames would be your undoing, did you Jim?
 • Rating: Unrated

Holly: You guys, it wasn't my fault!
Kevin: Oh nothing is ever your fault! Just like when you ate those maple candies that you brought for us!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: Maybe Holly's not in any position to be shooing guys away
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Darryl: I told her Santa would be here.
Michael: Yeah well I was told Holly would be here, single and ready to date, and we all got misled.
Pam: Who told you that?
Michael: Nora Ephron...in every romantic comedy ever made.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: I don't have kids or anything, but if my grandmother ever dies I'm going to kill myself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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