Angela: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: That would be hot. I would pay to see that.

Gabe: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: Easy no.

Oscar: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: That marriage would be a sham.

But in a way the most valuable thing here wasn't a telescope at all. No, it was this packet of beans.

Dwight

I am not going to be proposed to in the break room. That is not going to be our story. I shoulda burned this place down when I had a chance.

Michael

Michael: I want this to be an event that everyone talks about always and forever.
Jim: Totally reasonable.

How bout this, I throw a corpse dressed like me off of the roof...

Michael

Blogs are out but people are texting each other "no more animals."

Ryan

Pam: Michael, she's perfect for you.
Oscar: She's the one.
Jim: She's amazing. This is very exciting.

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