The Office

The Office Season 7 Quotes (Page 16)

Season 7 Episode 5: "The Sting"

Dwight: Drop the act, Cordray. Okay, we all know that you probably thought that Pam was too mehh. Or thin without being toned, but I want to tell you something. She is one of the plain, hearty women of Scranton that make this city great. And so what if she doesn't wear make-up. We like her better that way.
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Kevin: He's like a better looking Andy.
Andy: Thanks Kevin.
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Creed: Well I really, really, really liked it.
Andy: Well that really bums me out.
Creed: You're welcome.
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Dwight: People can't keep their true natures hidden for long and this guy is smoldering like a tire fire.
Michael: Testify.
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Jim: Meredith Van Helsing?
Dwight: Van Helsing was a respected professor before he was a vampire killer.
Jim: Okay, but what is he more famous for?
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Michael: Why don't you go outside take a shot of insulin and have a nap?
Stanley: Why do you always assume I have Diabetes?
Michael: I don't know. Your frame. Your build. Why don't you have a glass of apple juice and tell me you're not a Diabetic?
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Dwight: There he is.
Michael: Oh no, that's a male model.
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Andy: I was the artsy, musical one. In Here Comes Treble I had four solos, Broccoli Rob had three.
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Dwight: Who is this "the Steve Nash"?
Jim: Phoenix Suns point guard...nothing?
Dwight: No, Mr. jock hipster.
Jim: Well I'm neither of those things so...
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Michael: I take spinning classes three times a month, I think I know how to ride a bike.
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Season 7 Episode 4: "Sex Ed"

Carol: Did you have a doctor check it out?
Michael: I'm between specialists right now.
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Helene: What did you think we were?
Michael: Just a quirky indy movie, weird sort of thing.
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Andy: Can anyone else name a consequence of sex?
Kevin: It feels unbelievable.
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Holly: Michael, you cried at that tag line for a movie you made up.
Michael: He had no arms or legs. He couldn't see, hear or speak. This is how he led a nation.
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Donna: Michael, I didn't think I'd hear from you. How have you been?
Michael: I have a disease, of which there is no known cure. It has been sexually transmitted to me. I can't even say it. H-I-R-P-E-E-S.
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Michael: There are many reasons a man would wear a fake mustache to work. He's a fan of the outrageous. He loves to surprise. He loves other things as well.
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Dwight: I left him all the tools he needs. This is do or die. If he chooses correctly, he will conquer the hornets.
Andy: And if he doesn't?
Dwight: He'll die.
Everyone: What? Beg your pardon?
Dwight: When did the phrase "Do or die" become so corrupted?
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Phyllis: I got stung up my dress.
Dwight: Poor hornet.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 3: "Andy's Play"

Andy: It's like amateur hour.
Oscar: Well it was an amateur production, technically.
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Darryl: You didn't have to boo him.
Michael: He was getting a lot of applause and I didn't think it was indicative of how people were feeling.
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