The Office Season 7 Quotes
I can think like Michael. Alright, I'm deep below the ocean's surface in a submarine. A torpedo is coming right at me...No! Damn it! That's just my own imagination.Dwight
Is that a palm tree or did Gabe get skinnier? Either way, let's pee on it.Gabe [reading]
He answers to Michael, Michael G. Scott, Michael J. Fox, Mr. Fox, The Incredible Mr. Fox...Erin
You drive. I got a car full of fox meat.Dwight
Problem solved everyone. Space Orphan and Princess Nincumpoop are off to rescue Michael.Dwight
Pam: Got it. I will put out an A.P.B. Otherwise known as an Ask Pam Beasley...Did the phone cut out?
I'm upset. My bladder is full. There is no telling what I might do right now, all over the inside of your precious little car.Michael
Her personality is like a three. Her sense of humor is a two. Her ears are like a seven, and a four. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she's a perfect forty.Erin
Why does the Sun rise in the morning? Why do magnets stick together? Because everybody says so. Everybody.Michael
Ryan: I don't wanna be married until everyone can be married.
Oscar: You know what Ryan? I talked to the other gay guys, and we're okay with it. We all agreed it's fine for you to get married.
Where's your jet pack, Zuckerburg?Tom [to Jim]
Two eyes, two ears, a chine, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Lochness Monster, and the reward for its capture...all the riches in Scotland. So I have one question, why are you herCreed