I think the ants are waking up — they need to start farming soon!

Erin

So something good happening to Stanley is crazy now.

Stanley

Ryan: This isn't the U.S. government.
Kelly: What are you referencing?
Ryan: Everything... everything.

We can't just sit around waiting for Creed to die.

Michael

I have very little patience for stupidity.

Kevin

Kevin will be eaten. Pam will be taken slave. Jim will be made a Warlord's jester. Meredith will be okay.

Dwight

I'm sorry I called you a pain in the ass. I'm angry and I love you.

Michael

If doing "The Scarn" is gay, then I'm the biggest queer on earth!"

Todd Packer

Goldenface: Sorry about your friend, Scarn.
Michael Scarn: The joke's on you, Goldenface. That man's a wanted animal rapist.

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