The Office

The Office Season 7 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 7 Episode 21: "Goodbye Michael"

Michael: When Phyllis was in high school, she was soooo cute...and she still is.
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Pam: Should we get toppings?
Michael: What do you like Pam?
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Jim: You guys are filming people when they go to the bathroom now?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: I am told there are bears in the Rockies.
Dwight: Where'd you here that? Obvious XM Radio?
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Season 7 Episode 20: "Michael's Last Dundies"

Deangelo: Toby Flenderson, please come up here and receive the Extreme Repulsiveness Award...oh that's so mean.
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Michael: Yeah, okay. Well this is gonna hurt like a mother (bleeped).
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Dwight: I just don't see the point of the Dundies, okay? The jokes are terrible, the venue was bad, the fashion was boring.
Michael: Okay, that is unfair. The clothing was safe but tasteful.
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Michael: That Phyllis bit...that was pretty good right?
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Erin: Gabe, we should break up. I'm not attracted to you. I cringe when you talk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: The diabetes award goes to Stanley Hudson. Come on up here you sick bastard.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meredith: Tell ya one thing, I'm not gonna be a good mom tonight.
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Jim: CeCe if you're watching this at home, it's way past your bed time. By the way, how'd this get televised?
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Deangelo: Just go do it by yourself, or get Ryan.
Michael: No Ryan would never do it. It's too on the radar.
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Deangelo: Jim, do you know where I can find Michael Scott?
Michael (as Jim): Oh I totally don't know where Michael is, dude. Hey you wanna listen to some records?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: I can't just dump him Pam. I'm not like you. I can't be mean.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: Why don't you want to eat lunch with your boyfriend?
Erin: I really don't like spending time with him.
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Jim: I don't understand the desire to push sweet potato fries on me. I just want regular fries.
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Michael: This is my last Dundies ever, if I want mind control over him, is that too much to ask?
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Deangelo: You sir, we having fun tonight?
Jim: Having a great time.
Deangelo: Oh good, good. Where were you on September 11th?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Ryan, how are you today?
Ryan: Why don't you ask my therapist? My mom certainly pays her enough.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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