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I think if he were sexist I'd be able to tell. I took a crap load of women's studies courses at Cornell.

Andy

I never touch another juggler's instruments.

Deangelo

Congratulations on your one cousin. I have 70, each one better than the last.

Dwight

No matter how many times I reach out to Dwight, he doesn't want anything to do with me. It reminds me of my relationship with my son, except there I'm the Dwight.

Deangelo

Once you see sausage being made, all you wanna do is make sausage cause it's so much fun.

Dwight

I don't care what your favorite flavor is. Here's a bowl of ice cream, you either like it or you don't. That's my attitude right now in this room. That's my attitude on Ice Cream Thursdays.

Deangelo

As soon as I'm hearing what I wanna hear, I'm not gonna care.

Deangelo

I don't even want it. I had cake for lunch.

Deangelo

This is gonna feel so good, getting this thing off my chest. That's what she said.

Michael

Hey will you guys let me know if this ever airs?

Michael

The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.

Michael

Tomorrow I can tell you what a great boss you turned out to be. Best boss I ever had.

Jim
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The Office Season 7 Quotes

In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all...it's fear. Merry Christmas.

Dwight

I will never be happier than I am right now. I will also never be less happy. I will be at my current maximum happiness for the rest of my life, because I am manager of the Scranton Branch of Dunder Mifflin...acting manager.

Dwight