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Michael: Am I doing the wrong thing?
Jim: Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes, goodbyes are a bitch.

A little cover up on your adam's apple will make it appear smaller, which will make you look less like a transvestite.

Michael (to Gabe)

You don't need a mom, because you have my number and you can call me anytime.

Michael (to Erin)

Give me that damn dog you f*ckin' thief!

Deangelo

Andy do you know how to high five? Cause if you do, now's the time...not while I'm driving.

Deangelo

I can't do this. All the channels are going to be different there. I'm not going to be able to find my shows. I am not going to start improv at level one. I don't think my credits are going to transfer.

Michael

Oscar: What town do Holly's parents live in?
Michael: I'm not sure...Mount tuh (mumbles).
Kevin: Sounds beautiful.

Michael: Was it just me, or did you think we were going to have sex at some point?
Angela: It was just you.

You should never settle for who you are.

Michael

I'm not saying I'm Superman, but let me just put it this way...if I were to be shot in the head, I'm pretty sure I'd be fine. I almost welcome it.

Deangelo

You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore.

Michael

Andy: You know I'm the worst salesman here right?
Michael: But you're the best salesman on the inside.
Phyllis: What does that even mean?
Michael: You sold us all on Andy, a product that nobody wanted.

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The Office Season 7 Quotes

It goes to show that everything you want in life you get. And you can't work for it. It just comes to you.

Michael

In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all...it's fear. Merry Christmas.

Dwight
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