Michael: Am I doing the wrong thing?
Jim: Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes, goodbyes are a bitch.

A little cover up on your adam's apple will make it appear smaller, which will make you look less like a transvestite.

Michael (to Gabe)

You don't need a mom, because you have my number and you can call me anytime.

Michael (to Erin)

Give me that damn dog you f*ckin' thief!

Deangelo

Andy do you know how to high five? Cause if you do, now's the time...not while I'm driving.

Deangelo

I can't do this. All the channels are going to be different there. I'm not going to be able to find my shows. I am not going to start improv at level one. I don't think my credits are going to transfer.

Michael

Oscar: What town do Holly's parents live in?
Michael: I'm not sure...Mount tuh (mumbles).
Kevin: Sounds beautiful.

Michael: Was it just me, or did you think we were going to have sex at some point?
Angela: It was just you.

You should never settle for who you are.

Michael

I'm not saying I'm Superman, but let me just put it this way...if I were to be shot in the head, I'm pretty sure I'd be fine. I almost welcome it.

Deangelo

You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore.

Michael

Andy: You know I'm the worst salesman here right?
Michael: But you're the best salesman on the inside.
Phyllis: What does that even mean?
Michael: You sold us all on Andy, a product that nobody wanted.

The Office Season 7 Quotes

Owning a building is a war between the landlord and the tenant. Not a literal war, unfortunately, but I am using the same tactics.

Dwight

Creed: Well I really, really, really liked it.
Andy: Well that really bums me out.
Creed: You're welcome.