The Office

The Office Season 7 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 7 Episode 20: "Michael's Last Dundies"

Kevin: I love banter, but I hate witty banter.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Dwight: Always the padawan, never the jedi.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: Their breadsticks are like crack.
Ryan: I love when people say "like crack" who've obviously never done crack.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Michael: Anything can happen at the Dundies. They're like the Golden Globes only less mean.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: When Larry King died, they didn't just cancel his show.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Meredith: You should stay. I have Vienna sausages...and napkins.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Deangelo: Do you usually leave your door unlocked...and ajar?
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Michael: Hey Toby! You suck!
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 19: "Training Day"

Deangelo: I'm telling you, that baby could be the star of a show called "Babies I Don't Care About."
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Deangelo: If you're gonna go whale watching on the east coast, you might wanna bring a magazine called "West Coast Whales."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Erin: Michael can you stop talking now, I have to do your lips.
Michael: Don't shave my lips.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deangelo: Why do you use your name when you answer the phone?
Erin: Oh that's how Pam does it. I just copy her. She's sort of a living legend.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: Hey Deangelo, what do you think about bald people? I hate them.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Dwight: Thanks for meeting me.
Michael: Are you kidding? I'd come anywhere to see a turtle.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jim: They don't ever talk about careers that were MADE because of unplanned pregnancies.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: This is Jim and Pam, aka Jap.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deangelo: You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: As you know, one of my favorite things is fan fare for its own sake.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: Nope it's not Ashton Kutcher, it's Kevin Malone. Equally handsome, equally smart.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deangelo: Everyone I know who skis is dead.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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