The Office

The Office Season 7 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 7 Episode 19: "Training Day"

Deangelo: Colorado, the Sunshine State.
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Michael: Do not tell my fiance I'm drinking on a Wednesday.
Deangelo: Haha. I won't...I don't know her.
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Deangelo: To beginnings and endings.
Michael: And to middles, the unsung heroes.
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Season 7 Episode 18: "Garage Sale"

Michael: Holly has to go back to Colorado. I'm going with her. I'm leaving.
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Michael: We're moving to Colorado.
Kevin: All of us?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Holly Flax...marrying me will you be?
Holly: Your wife becoming me will I.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael (to Holly): This is where I fell in love with you, and this is where I ask you to marry me.
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Ryan: Will you marry me, Holly?
Holly: No.
Michael: Only one that I was kinda worried about.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Angela: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: That would be hot. I would pay to see that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gabe: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: Easy no.
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Oscar: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: That marriage would be a sham.
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Dwight: But in a way the most valuable thing here wasn't a telescope at all. No, it was this packet of beans.
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Michael: I am not going to be proposed to in the break room. That is not going to be our story. I shoulda burned this place down when I had a chance.
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Michael: I want this to be an event that everyone talks about always and forever.
Jim: Totally reasonable.
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Michael: How bout this, I throw a corpse dressed like me off of the roof...
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Ryan: Blogs are out but people are texting each other "no more animals."
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Pam: Michael, she's perfect for you.
Oscar: She's the one.
Jim: She's amazing. This is very exciting.
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Dwight: You got this Kosher certified?
Ryan: No I meant it like, it's cool, it's Kosher, it's all good.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: Michael, hey I just came out to see what you were doing, and maybe stop you.
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Kevin: When I was a kid I was on "Dallas."
Andy: Really?
Kevin: Yeah. We missed our connecting flight so we spent the entire day on Dallas. Then we spent a week on Hawaii. I was on heaven.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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