When Phyllis was in high school, she was soooo cute...and she still is.


Pam: Should we get toppings?
Michael: What do you like Pam?

You guys are filming people when they go to the bathroom now?


Michael: I am told there are bears in the Rockies.
Dwight: Where'd you here that? Obvious XM Radio?

Toby Flenderson, please come up here and receive the Extreme Repulsiveness Award...oh that's so mean.


Yeah, okay. Well this is gonna hurt like a mother (bleeped).


Dwight: I just don't see the point of the Dundies, okay? The jokes are terrible, the venue was bad, the fashion was boring.
Michael: Okay, that is unfair. The clothing was safe but tasteful.

That Phyllis bit...that was pretty good right?


Gabe, we should break up. I'm not attracted to you. I cringe when you talk.


The diabetes award goes to Stanley Hudson. Come on up here you sick bastard.


Tell ya one thing, I'm not gonna be a good mom tonight.


CeCe if you're watching this at home, it's way past your bed time. By the way, how'd this get televised?


The Office Season 7 Quotes

Halloween should be a day where we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.


Two eyes, two ears, a chine, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Lochness Monster, and the reward for its capture...all the riches in Scotland. So I have one question, why are you her