Hey will you guys let me know if this ever airs?

Michael

The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.

Michael

Tomorrow I can tell you what a great boss you turned out to be. Best boss I ever had.

Jim

Michael: Am I doing the wrong thing?
Jim: Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes, goodbyes are a bitch.

A little cover up on your adam's apple will make it appear smaller, which will make you look less like a transvestite.

Michael (to Gabe)

You don't need a mom, because you have my number and you can call me anytime.

Michael (to Erin)

Give me that damn dog you f*ckin' thief!

Deangelo

Andy do you know how to high five? Cause if you do, now's the time...not while I'm driving.

Deangelo

I can't do this. All the channels are going to be different there. I'm not going to be able to find my shows. I am not going to start improv at level one. I don't think my credits are going to transfer.

Michael
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