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The Office Season 7 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 7 Episode 16: "Threat Level Midnight"

Pam: No laughing. No comments. Just positive energy and we'll have a pure fun day. Okay?
Creed: Thanks mom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: After three years of writing, one year of shooting, four years of re-shooting, and two years of editing, I have finally completed my movie...Threat Level Midnight.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 15: "PDA"

Oscar: Go on. Kiss each other already.
Kevin: Suck it Oscar. This must kill you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Holly and I are moving in together. Oscar this must be tough for you, watching this go down. You could not stand in the way of true love my friend.
Oscar: Are you kidding? I wasn't trying to break you guys up.
Kevin: Better luck next time pal!
 • Rating: Unrated

Dwight: Do more stupid faces!
Kevin: Which one? I have a lot of stupid faces.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or go against type with an Eisenberg or Michael Cera.
Dwight: Movie idea?
Michael: Noooo...Saving the world has never been this hard.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Holly: I'm not saying it won't be hard, but we can make it work. That's what she said.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Yeah, whatever. No big deal. The hottest girl in the world loves me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet and this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Michael: I don't sit on your lap because it's comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dwight: And what is the hookup zone policy on masturbation?
Michael: Pro.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: No more pda. You win. But here's what we are gonna do. We are going to designate one of our closets as a hook up zone. Anything goes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Whispering and tickling have their place in business.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gabe: Look at Jim and Pam. They don't touch. They don't kiss. You would hardly even know that they were husband and wife.
Jim: Did it. Love it. Keep it goin'.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: Can I finish? Is that okay? I was saying... I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pam: What else was there?
Jim: Bottomless champagne.
Pam: Yes. We never found that bottom did we?
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: It goes to show that everything you want in life you get. And you can't work for it. It just comes to you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phyllis: Blue Wasabi is so good but get the Cheeseburger. They say they won't do it, but they will if you make a scene.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 14: "The Search"

Gabe [reading]: Isn't this the perfect romantic getaway, Erin? Sitting on a desert island in dog costumes. I'm Gabe and I'm a weirdo.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Michael: I just miss you so much.
Holly: I missed you too.
Michael: Really?
Holly: Yeah.
Michael: Can I kiss you?
Holly: Yeah.
 • Rating: Unrated

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