You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.


As you know, one of my favorite things is fan fare for its own sake.


Nope it's not Ashton Kutcher, it's Kevin Malone. Equally handsome, equally smart.


Everyone I know who skis is dead.


Colorado, the Sunshine State.


Michael: Do not tell my fiance I'm drinking on a Wednesday.
Deangelo: Haha. I won't...I don't know her.

Deangelo: To beginnings and endings.
Michael: And to middles, the unsung heroes.

Holly has to go back to Colorado. I'm going with her. I'm leaving.


Michael: We're moving to Colorado.
Kevin: All of us?

Michael: Holly Flax...marrying me will you be?
Holly: Your wife becoming me will I.

This is where I fell in love with you, and this is where I ask you to marry me.

Michael (to Holly)

Ryan: Will you marry me, Holly?
Holly: No.
Michael: Only one that I was kinda worried about.

The Office Season 7 Quotes

In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at's fear. Merry Christmas.


Yes, I have a dream... I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there's a button I can press and launch that lighthouse into space.