You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.

Deangelo

As you know, one of my favorite things is fan fare for its own sake.

Michael

Nope it's not Ashton Kutcher, it's Kevin Malone. Equally handsome, equally smart.

Kevin

Everyone I know who skis is dead.

Deangelo

Colorado, the Sunshine State.

Deangelo

Michael: Do not tell my fiance I'm drinking on a Wednesday.
Deangelo: Haha. I won't...I don't know her.

Deangelo: To beginnings and endings.
Michael: And to middles, the unsung heroes.

Holly has to go back to Colorado. I'm going with her. I'm leaving.

Michael

Michael: We're moving to Colorado.
Kevin: All of us?

Michael: Holly Flax...marrying me will you be?
Holly: Your wife becoming me will I.

This is where I fell in love with you, and this is where I ask you to marry me.

Michael (to Holly)

Ryan: Will you marry me, Holly?
Holly: No.
Michael: Only one that I was kinda worried about.

The Office Season 7 Quotes

Hey, Dwight I don't know if you've heard, but we're supposed to be drinking out of weird back packs instead of cups like regular people...oh you did hear.

Jim

...because I had a great summer. I got Wes Nile Virus. Lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. Stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected even though I peed on it. Saw Inception, or at least I dreamt I did.

Michael