You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.

Deangelo

As you know, one of my favorite things is fan fare for its own sake.

Michael

Nope it's not Ashton Kutcher, it's Kevin Malone. Equally handsome, equally smart.

Kevin

Everyone I know who skis is dead.

Deangelo

Colorado, the Sunshine State.

Deangelo

Michael: Do not tell my fiance I'm drinking on a Wednesday.
Deangelo: Haha. I won't...I don't know her.

Deangelo: To beginnings and endings.
Michael: And to middles, the unsung heroes.

Holly has to go back to Colorado. I'm going with her. I'm leaving.

Michael

Michael: We're moving to Colorado.
Kevin: All of us?

Michael: Holly Flax...marrying me will you be?
Holly: Your wife becoming me will I.

This is where I fell in love with you, and this is where I ask you to marry me.

Michael (to Holly)

Ryan: Will you marry me, Holly?
Holly: No.
Michael: Only one that I was kinda worried about.

The Office Season 7 Quotes

I know how to sit on a fence. Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth.

Dwight

Kevin: He's like a better looking Andy.
Andy: Thanks Kevin.