The Office Season 9 Quotes
Not enough for me? You are everything.
Jim (to Pam)
Dwight: You're a good assistant Jim.
Jim: Not as good as you.
Dwight: That's very true. Get the hell out of here.
Dwight: We're third cousins, which is great for bloodlines and isn't technically incest.
Jim: Right in the sweet spot.
The two of you would move to my 16 hundred acre estate, which let's face it, is a big step up from living in a gay man's closet.
Dwight
Anyone who needs to speak to me has gotta go through me first.
Dwight
Get upstairs mister!
Erin (to Daryl)
By two o'clock Dwight will choose himself to be the assistant to his own assistant, me.
Jim
Pete: Plop? Still?
Dwight: We owe Andy that much.
If my parents see this, I am toast.
Creed
On this show, all three judges are mean.
Andy
Saddle shoes with denim? I will literally call protective services.
Oscar
I'd like to get harmful steam, but the prices are absurd.
Dwight
