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You, me, Elijah, and the miracle baby all under one roof. Sounds like a reality show.Hayley
Elijah: You look...
Hayley: A hundred months pregnant and pissed off at the world?
Elijah: I was going to say "you look lovely."
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Cami: Tell me about the key.
Marcel: I thought you said you didn't want to know.
Cami: I'd like to say I slept on it, but I didn't sleep. I stayed awake all night next to the body of a hexed priest only to attend a funeral filled with vampires so I'm thinking you should tell me about the key.
Elijah: Please tell me you've designed a stronger method to control the witch than playing hard to get.
Klaus: Well I've always been partial to the classics.
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What better way to punctuate a day of peace than by killing someone?Klaus
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Klaus: With all manner of unknown enemies conspiring against our family, you'll move back in with us.
Hayley: Awesome. Then we can do that thing where you lock me in the tower, I escape, there's drama, and then you two both realize that I'm capable of taking care of myself.
Klaus: Seems rather uncivilized to laugh and dance around the body of a loved one.
Elijah: Yes, far better to practice your process of grief, Niklaus. Denial, rage, and hoarding coffins in basements.
[to Klaus] I'm in a crap mood because my uncle just died and people are partying like it's Mardi Gras. What's your excuse?Cami