Favorite The Playboy Club Quotes
John Bianchi: You are a thing of beauty.
Maureen: Actually, I'm not a thing.
Smart. Who needs smart? You're the only man I know who puts his hand up a girl's skirt looking for a dictionary.
Billy
Oh please stop seeing the good in everybody. It's taxing.
Carol-Lynne
Congratulations. You haven't even been elected yet and you've already gotten rid of the head of the mob.
Maureen
Maureen: What else do they say about him?
Brenda: That he's brilliant, that he's a fool, that he's a womanizer, that he's everything you could want, and everything you don't.
Like it says on the door, if you don't swing, don't ring.
Hugh
The new girl's on a roll!
Carol-Anne
It's just that, I did something bad.
Maureen
Carol-Anne" Well, we've already established that. You went home with a key holder. My key holder. But that doesn't explain the blood.
Chicago's a great city, Maureen. Anything is possible. Especially for a beautiful young woman. But, bad things happen here, too, and Nick Dalton won't always be there to save you. A girl needs to watch her back and cover her tracks. Do you understand?
Carol-Lynne
Politics are not about who you are, it's about what you portray. Gimme a call. I think you can win.
Sean
That's funny. You're trying to keep from being found and I hope somebody finds me.
Maureen
This is not exactly a bumper crop. Is there another word for disaster?
Bill
