She wants a model but he has to be 55. What am I a f**king wizard?

Bethenny

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• Added: July 29, 2015

I want you to know I broke my tooth ripping his shirt off.

Sonja

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• Added: July 28, 2015

Trying to get Ramona laid is like Saving Private Ryan. We're all going to die trying.

Bethenny

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• Added: July 28, 2015

I am here to be a madam, to get Ramona laid by the right caliber of man. That's my real job. That other Skinny Girl stuff, I just do that on the side.

Bethenny

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• Added: July 28, 2015

The Countess has kidnapped LuAnn and no one's happy about it.

Carole

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• Added: July 28, 2015

You're not allowed to sleep when someone's dying. There's no time and you're so fearful that if you fall asleep they may leave without you knowing so, you don't sleep.

Dorinda

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• Added: July 28, 2015

(about Ramona) She doesn't know the girlfriend code. When you bring a guy home at the beach, he stays on the beach. That's why it's called sex on the beach.

Sonja

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• Added: July 28, 2015

I've spent most of my life winging it so, here we go again.

Carole

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• Added: July 28, 2015