The Secret Life of the American Teenager "The Text Best Thing" Quotes
Adrian: Please don't tell me you're transferring schools to be with that pot smoking skank!
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Alice: Ben do you not realize this girl's your Fatal Attraction?
Ben: I don't think I'd say she's my Fatal Attraction, she's maybe more my, uh, Basic Instinct.
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Grace [to Jack]: I just don't believe in the whole happily ever after thing with you.
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Jack [to Grace]: I just don't believe you just wanna be just friends.
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George: Anne is gay and Kathleen made me gay...you know happy.
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Ben: They used to but with budget cuts, apparently the price of bananas soared.
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Omar [to Adrian]: You're texting your ex husband while you're kissing me?
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Madison [to Lauren]: Okay well if the two of us are gonna be friends we can't be angry with each other, we should find someone else to be angry at, a common enemy.
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Ricky [to Amy]: I'd like to feel like you set the date because you want to get married.
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Amy: So you're not even a little bit upset with me?
Ricky: Not unless you want me to be?
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Total Quotes: 10