The Secret Life of the American Teenager "The Splits" Quotes
Jack: I know we're just friends but would sex make you feel any better.
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Ricky: When are you gonna marry me?
Amy: I don't know maybe when you stop trying to have sex with me when I'm trying to talk to you.
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Kathleen: For once in my life, I would like to not be living a lie.
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Nora [to George]: For people who don't do drugs or drin, you're all still completely dysfunctional.
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Kathleen: Why would any doctor have to go halfway around the world to cheat on his wife?
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Ricky [to Amy]: Don't we have an agreement about not talking in bed?
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Ben [to Dylan]: You wouldn't be jealous if you didn't really care about me, would you?
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Amy: We're all grown up now and Grace still has to have her mommy call my daddy because I said something mean to her?
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Adrian: Look Grace I know that it was a shock, but it wasn't a tragedy.
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Total Quotes: 9