Gotta go, warden's here!

Nora

Maybe "being there" is what a child needs, but it's different from what a woman needs.

Grace

It's so romantic. Go to your boyfriend's apartment to have sex with him, then get up and leave him and your son and drive home late at night.

George

I love Ben. I'm not sure I'm in love with Ben, but I love him.

Adrian

Nora: Oh good lord, my son was living with nudists.
Margaret: Buddhists.

C'mon you disease carrying skank, you know I love you.

Grant [to Grace]

I didn't know Ricky's mom got...sprung.

Ben

I'm sure the four of us will somehow figure out a way to have our kids competing with each other.

Adrian

He's 20 years old and he's not interested in any kind of sexual relationship with you? C'mon he's lying, he's just trying to seduce you.

Jack [to Madison]

Are you trying to create some situation in which I don't want to have sex with you?

Ricky [to Amy]

Adrian: Ben, friends don't live together.
Ben: Friends having babies with friends live together.

I have to be good cop to your bad cop!

George [to Anne]