Favorite The Simpsons Quotes
If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus.Homer
Behold! I am Captain Kirk from Star Trek 1! 2 ... 5 ... Generations ... Boston Legal.Comic Book Guy
Lisa: Congratulations. You're officially a sociopath.
Bart: At least I'm on a path.
What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?Marge
[camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy...]
My lifestyle is my retirement plan.Homer
Oh, fudge. That's...broken. Fiddle dee dee. That will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I am going to...kick this dog house down!</i> Homer
Homer goes into a rage.)
I moved here because on a calculator, the ZIP Code spells "boobs."Moe
They don't call me "Springfield Fats" just because I'm morbidly obese!Homer
Horst: (Sinister) Okay, Mr. Burns, you win. But beware. We Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.
Mr. Burns: (Sarcastic) Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! (Hiding behind Smithers) Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!
Horst: Stop it!
Man: Stop, sir.
Mr. Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.
Man: Please stop the "pretending you are scared" game, please.
Horst: Stop it! Stop it!
Mr. Burns: (Pause) No! They're so big and strong!
Man: Stop it.
Horst: Stop it, Mr. Burns.
Man: Please stop pretending you are scared of us, please, now.
Mr. Burns: Oh, protect me from the Germans! The Germans--
Horst: Burns, Stop it!
Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and um Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!Homer
I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.</i> Nelson
That school is so great. Teachers teach so much better when they're paid in money and not chickens.Lisa