Favorite The Simpsons Quotes
They don't call me "Springfield Fats" just because I'm morbidly obese!Homer
What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?Marge
[camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy...]
Oh, fudge. That's...broken. Fiddle dee dee. That will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I am going to...kick this dog house down!</i> Homer
Homer goes into a rage.)
Moe: Pretty much if it moves, you can bet on it.
Homer: What about the Detroit Lions?
Moe: Hey, lay off Detroit. Them people is livin' in Mad Max times.
My lifestyle is my retirement plan.Homer
Lisa: Congratulations. You're officially a sociopath.
Bart: At least I'm on a path.
If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus.Homer
I moved here because on a calculator, the ZIP Code spells "boobs."Moe
Behold! I am Captain Kirk from Star Trek 1! 2 ... 5 ... Generations ... Boston Legal.Comic Book Guy
I didn't get anybody pregnant. I didn't Facebook a kid to death. Make with my dirt bike!Bart
Ahh, a sand horse, car of the desert.Homer [referring to a camel]
Marge: A lot of people sound like Sideshow Bob. Like Frasier on Cheers.
Homer: Or Frasier on Fraiser.
Marge: Or Lt. Cmdr. Tom Dodge in Down Periscope.