Favorite The Simpsons Quotes
They don't call me "Springfield Fats" just because I'm morbidly obese!Homer
I moved here because on a calculator, the ZIP Code spells "boobs."Moe
Lisa: Congratulations. You're officially a sociopath.
Bart: At least I'm on a path.
Behold! I am Captain Kirk from Star Trek 1! 2 ... 5 ... Generations ... Boston Legal.Comic Book Guy
My lifestyle is my retirement plan.Homer
Oh, fudge. That's...broken. Fiddle dee dee. That will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I am going to...kick this dog house down!</i> Homer
Homer goes into a rage.)
Moe: Pretty much if it moves, you can bet on it.
Homer: What about the Detroit Lions?
Moe: Hey, lay off Detroit. Them people is livin' in Mad Max times.
If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus.Homer
What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?Marge
[camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy...]
Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone.
Selma: Her legend will live forever.
Homer's Brain: Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman.
Homer: Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's good!
Selma: What a cheap date.
Moe: I'm not cheap baby. I'm embarrassed to be seen with you. There's a big difference.
Ralph: What's a battle?
Principal Skinner: Hahahaha, lets go.
Superintendent Chalmers: Did that boy say what's a battle?
Principal Skinner: No he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct.
Superintendent Chalmers: Hmm, it sounded like battle.
Principal Skinner: I've had a cold, so--
Superintendent Chalmers: Oh so you hear r's as b's?