Behold! I am Captain Kirk from Star Trek 1! 2 ... 5 ... Generations ... Boston Legal.

Comic Book Guy

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Masseuses - half doctors, half hookers that solve everything.

Homer

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Kent: Homer, organised labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
Homer: AAAAHH!
Kent: Um, my director is asking me not to talk to you anymore.
Homer: Woohoo!

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They don't call me "Springfield Fats" just because I'm morbidly obese!

Homer

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I moved here because on a calculator, the ZIP Code spells "boobs."

Moe

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Texan: Look at all them stars How many do you think there are?
Homer: Two.

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What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?
[camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy...]

Marge

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Moe: Pretty much if it moves, you can bet on it.
Homer: What about the Detroit Lions?
Moe: Hey, lay off Detroit. Them people is livin' in Mad Max times.

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Bob Costas: It appears team Sweden will take the gold and they are over the moon with joy.
Swede: Joy is but the shadow pain casts.

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Lisa: Congratulations. You're officially a sociopath.
Bart: At least I'm on a path.

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Oh, fudge. That's...broken. Fiddle dee dee. That will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I am going to...kick this dog house down!
Homer goes into a rage.)

</i> Homer

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Ha, Ha! I touched your heart!

</i> Nelson

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