Favorite The Simpsons Quotes
Redneck 1: Hey you, let's fight.
Redneck 2: Them's fightin' words!
Oh, fudge. That's...broken. Fiddle dee dee. That will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I am going to...kick this dog house down!</i> Homer
Homer goes into a rage.)
I moved here because on a calculator, the ZIP Code spells "boobs."Moe
Lisa: Congratulations. You're officially a sociopath.
Bart: At least I'm on a path.
Moe: Pretty much if it moves, you can bet on it.
Homer: What about the Detroit Lions?
Moe: Hey, lay off Detroit. Them people is livin' in Mad Max times.
If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus.Homer
What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?Marge
[camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy...]
They don't call me "Springfield Fats" just because I'm morbidly obese!Homer
I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.</i> Nelson
Ha, Ha! I touched your heart!</i> Nelson
Ralph: What's a battle?
Principal Skinner: Hahahaha, lets go.
Superintendent Chalmers: Did that boy say what's a battle?
Principal Skinner: No he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct.
Superintendent Chalmers: Hmm, it sounded like battle.
Principal Skinner: I've had a cold, so--
Superintendent Chalmers: Oh so you hear r's as b's?
Ahh, a sand horse, car of the desert.Homer [referring to a camel]