Favorite The Simpsons Quotes
That's right, I'm down to my wife blesser.Ned
I moved here because on a calculator, the ZIP Code spells "boobs."Moe
What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?Marge
[camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy...]
They don't call me "Springfield Fats" just because I'm morbidly obese!Homer
Lisa: Congratulations. You're officially a sociopath.
Bart: At least I'm on a path.
Oh, fudge. That's...broken. Fiddle dee dee. That will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I am going to...kick this dog house down!</i> Homer
Homer goes into a rage.)
Moe: Pretty much if it moves, you can bet on it.
Homer: What about the Detroit Lions?
Moe: Hey, lay off Detroit. Them people is livin' in Mad Max times.
If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus.Homer
Selma: What a cheap date.
Moe: I'm not cheap baby. I'm embarrassed to be seen with you. There's a big difference.
Marge: A lot of people sound like Sideshow Bob. Like Frasier on Cheers.
Homer: Or Frasier on Fraiser.
Marge: Or Lt. Cmdr. Tom Dodge in Down Periscope.
Ha, Ha! I touched your heart!</i> Nelson
I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.</i> Nelson