Favorite The Simpsons Quotes
Moe: Pretty much if it moves, you can bet on it.
Homer: What about the Detroit Lions?
Moe: Hey, lay off Detroit. Them people is livin' in Mad Max times.
Behold! I am Captain Kirk from Star Trek 1! 2 ... 5 ... Generations ... Boston Legal.Comic Book Guy
Oh, fudge. That's...broken. Fiddle dee dee. That will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I am going to...kick this dog house down!</i> Homer
Homer goes into a rage.)
They don't call me "Springfield Fats" just because I'm morbidly obese!Homer
What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?Marge
[camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy...]
Lisa: Congratulations. You're officially a sociopath.
Bart: At least I'm on a path.
I moved here because on a calculator, the ZIP Code spells "boobs."Moe
If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus.Homer
My lifestyle is my retirement plan.Homer
Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and um Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!Homer
Selma: What a cheap date.
Moe: I'm not cheap baby. I'm embarrassed to be seen with you. There's a big difference.
Ahh, a sand horse, car of the desert.Homer [referring to a camel]