Favorite The Simpsons Quotes
Moe: Pretty much if it moves, you can bet on it.
Homer: What about the Detroit Lions?
Moe: Hey, lay off Detroit. Them people is livin' in Mad Max times.
Oh, fudge. That's...broken. Fiddle dee dee. That will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I am going to...kick this dog house down!</i> Homer
Homer goes into a rage.)
They don't call me "Springfield Fats" just because I'm morbidly obese!Homer
What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?Marge
[camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy...]
I moved here because on a calculator, the ZIP Code spells "boobs."Moe
Lisa: Congratulations. You're officially a sociopath.
Bart: At least I'm on a path.
Behold! I am Captain Kirk from Star Trek 1! 2 ... 5 ... Generations ... Boston Legal.Comic Book Guy
My lifestyle is my retirement plan.Homer
Horst: (Sinister) Okay, Mr. Burns, you win. But beware. We Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.
Mr. Burns: (Sarcastic) Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! (Hiding behind Smithers) Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!
Horst: Stop it!
Man: Stop, sir.
Mr. Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.
Man: Please stop the "pretending you are scared" game, please.
Horst: Stop it! Stop it!
Mr. Burns: (Pause) No! They're so big and strong!
Man: Stop it.
Horst: Stop it, Mr. Burns.
Man: Please stop pretending you are scared of us, please, now.
Mr. Burns: Oh, protect me from the Germans! The Germans--
Horst: Burns, Stop it!
Selma: What a cheap date.
Moe: I'm not cheap baby. I'm embarrassed to be seen with you. There's a big difference.
I didn't get anybody pregnant. I didn't Facebook a kid to death. Make with my dirt bike!Bart
I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.</i> Nelson