Favorite The Simpsons Quotes
Marge: A lot of people sound like Sideshow Bob. Like Frasier on Cheers.
Homer: Or Frasier on Fraiser.
Marge: Or Lt. Cmdr. Tom Dodge in Down Periscope.
I like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.</i> Nelson
Sideshow Bob has no decency, he called me, Chief Piggum! (everybody laughs) Oh ah, now I get it! Haha, that's good!Chief Wiggum
Ha, Ha! I touched your heart!</i> Nelson
I didn't get anybody pregnant. I didn't Facebook a kid to death. Make with my dirt bike!Bart
That school is so great. Teachers teach so much better when they're paid in money and not chickens.Lisa
Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone.
Selma: Her legend will live forever.
Homer's Brain: Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman.
Homer: Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's good!
Ahh, a sand horse, car of the desert.Homer [referring to a camel]
I'll be Gus, the lovable chimney-sweep. Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best in all Westminster.Bart
(Bart answers the door)
Man: Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.
Bart: That's me.
Man: (Punches Bart in the face.) Don't write no more letters to Mr. Sinatra.
(doorbell rings Bart answers it)
Teenager: I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.
Bart: Uh that's me.
Teenager: (Punches Bart in the face.) Stop stealing golf balls from the driving range!
Man: (Through door) Homer Simpson! I've got a uh special delivery for you.
Bart: Go away.
Man: If you do not open the door, Mr. Simpson I cannot give you your special delivery.
(Bart sees it's his animation cell he ordered.)
Man: Here's your special delivery.
Man: (Punches Bart in the face.) And that's for keeping me waiting.
Marge, the doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!Homer
Like Mozart and Johnny Knoxville, my genius can not be stopped.Homer