Favorite The Simpsons Quotes
Ralph: What's a battle?
Principal Skinner: Hahahaha, lets go.
Superintendent Chalmers: Did that boy say what's a battle?
Principal Skinner: No he said What's that rattle, it's about the heating duct.
Superintendent Chalmers: Hmm, it sounded like battle.
Principal Skinner: I've had a cold, so--
Superintendent Chalmers: Oh so you hear r's as b's?
Ahh, a sand horse, car of the desert.Homer [referring to a camel]
Marge: A lot of people sound like Sideshow Bob. Like Frasier on Cheers.
Homer: Or Frasier on Fraiser.
Marge: Or Lt. Cmdr. Tom Dodge in Down Periscope.
Ha, Ha! I touched your heart!</i> Nelson
That school is so great. Teachers teach so much better when they're paid in money and not chickens.Lisa
I didn't get anybody pregnant. I didn't Facebook a kid to death. Make with my dirt bike!Bart
Sideshow Bob has no decency, he called me, Chief Piggum! (everybody laughs) Oh ah, now I get it! Haha, that's good!Chief Wiggum
Gentlemen, you've both worked very hard, and in a way you're both winners. But in another, more accurate way, Barney is the winner.NASA Man
Grampa: The television only has one channel.
Aide: That's a fish tank!
Grampa: You're a fish tank.
Aide: That was hurtful. I wish I was a fish tank, then I could filter out his nasty words.
Ralph: Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay, my turn is over.
Principal Skinner: One of your best Ralph.
global warming. Huh, by pure coincidence every scientist was right.Homer
Lisa: No toupees.
Homer: Whaaat, I'm going for the Shia LaBeouf thing. Not quite a nerd, not quite a hunk. Shia LaBeouf!